Beach Wizard 🌴

shits so bad rn we got the annoying orange condemning ice bro

"do it scared" i always do things scared when is it my turn to do things calm for once?

This economy is so fkd you'll be sitting here thinking you're bad with money and all you did was buy food

Preparing Coach for round 4! #survivor #coach #dragonslayer

If I could personally avenge you I would.

Sorry i didnt respond to your text from 3 weeks ago i have been debilitated by the mundane cruelty of this world. i’m good how are you

smoking magic cigarettes for wizard reasons

If only Wicked: Were Good

WE DONT HAVE TO DEAL WITH WICKED FANS THIS OSCARS SEASON

A big reason for the Wicked Part 2 snubs is that people saw the movie

Lie on your resume, lie during the interview, lie to your coworkers. It literally doesn't matter.

Me on january 1: “2026 is my year" Me on january 17th 2026:

my toxic trait is that i don’t feel any sense of accomplishment after achieving something. just a mild sense of relief that it's done.

real

28 beers later: the beer temple