Jenna

Just reminiscing about the time I used Apple Pay at a White Castle and they looked at me like I was some kind of wizard.

@TheDeepVee Not you.

@thejennabee Hi 👋

…is anyone here anymore?

@tracy_forner Why else would I be there?

@tracy_forner Come on, man! All the cool kids (just me at the moment…) are doing it!

@tracy_forner I felt nostalgic for the good old Twitter days when I opened up Threads. And, dare I say it? A little hope.

@nraymz “It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.”

in 2016 my vibe was drinking whisky at @thejennabee’s wedding, trying to find a good hangover breakfast place in Louisville, and praying to god about the election. two outta three and bad I guess

I bet nobody would break into your car if you had a Canadian goose in it.

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 13 Feb 2009 (via @twi_age).

@bairet It’s so good tho 👀

@HMATTHIAS If you’re talking about the thing I just had to unblock EM for, yes.

@thejennabee Welcome back! Did you vote on the twitter deal?

I really don’t think that having my dead body shoved into a suitcase, flown to Paris, and rolled into the Seine is as “absurd” and “traumatic” like my son keeps claiming.

@tracy_forner @RexChapman You know I always do!

@nraymz This is how project managers were born.

[creating the mafia]
okay, everybody listen up. quiet back there, please… thank you.
we all want to do crimes. i wanna do crimes. you wanna do crimes. even Tony over here, he wants to do crimes. (laughter) BUT we gotta be organized about it okay? crime, but it’s ORGANIZED

@bobscheer @KennyEarlz I don’t think anything will piss me off as much as yesterday did.

@KennyEarlz 100% I was all nope, nope, nope, AHHHHH, derp.

Wordle about to piss some people off today. Wordle 517 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@tracy_forner Yes, three redemption points. Would have been 4 but it says “you make me melt” on it and no.

@tracy_forner I didn’t think this was how our friendship would end. But here we are.

@tracy_forner Tracy NO

If you eat string cheese without peeling it, you belong in jail.

@HMATTHIAS Damn, sad to see them go to jail but rules are rules, man.

@thejennabee My dogs do

@thejoeball @KennyEarlz Definitely no parole.

Next election I'm voting for whoever makes it a felony to play a video with sound in public. Life imprisonment if you do it on an airplane.