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People don’t say this out loud… but fitness changes your dating life. A lot.

Hunger wan wound Lagos house agents, they are more interested in convincing you to come check out the house than actually renting the house. At least them go use the 10k inspection fee guide first.

Dem full Ago palace lol. There are women who haven’t seen their husbands in close to 7 years.

Delap refused to sign for Man United cos they couldn’t offer him UCL Football, now Man United have qualified for the Champions league while his club is languishing in 9th. And the best part, we got to realize he’s shit. Win win win situation.

Cunha, Sesko and Mbeumo joining a team who finished 15th instead of the team with UCL football really shows that Manchester United is the biggest club in England

It gets even more hilarious when you realise Nottingham Forest are currently resting players for their Europa League game this week 😂

In a sane Society, you might never be able to drive again, you’ll lose that child to child services and they’ll send you to a mental institute. WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?

“After working for months, you now want to send your money to a woman? I rebuke that sp!rit.”😭😂😂 — A POS operator knøcks a man attempting to transfer money to his girlfriend.

Even when manutd was going through It, we didn’t lose 8 straight Epl games 😭😭😭

Champions League qualification secured for 2026/27 🏆 Congratulations, @ManUtd 🔴

Hey @grok has the Premier League account ever posted a congratulatory banner for a team qualifying for the Champions League?

This tweet was on 4th March, today is 3rd May and Chelsea still have 48 points

You could do everything, be everything and sacrifice everything for a woman and she would in the end, still pick her feelings over you, get emotionally attached to a man who made her feel better during the 2 days you both had a misunderstanding.

This girl came to my house, planned for her to stay for 2 weeks but she ended up staying 3 days. She visited on a Saturday, The next day was Sunday, I suggested she makes stew, but she declined. Later, I told her that I want her to make indomie for us to eat, She should help clear the kitchen sink and wash the dirty plates while I go downstairs to buy Egg. I came back and she did not do anything. I didn't ask why. I went and cleared the sink, she came and stood by the side while gisting me. I asked her to prepare the indomie, She said she doesn't like cooking, it is stressful. Na me come cook the Indomie, cooked only for myself and ate. She went outside and got snacks. I refused to buy her food outside, I will go out and eat and come back. And act like I have not eaten too. She will go down and buy something for herself. The 3rd day, I asked her to leave. And I ended every communication.

I saw a trending post, a wife refused to cook soup because husband dropped 15k. I know everyone is Dangote online but for real, 15k can cook soup but if you say it can’t, add your money. Things are very difficult for one person to cater for family now.

All away teams are birds, guess today’s date 😂

🚨🎥| Full-time SCENES at Old Trafford following United’s HUGE win against Liverpool to secure Champions League football.

Let me repeat. If you're dating a girl that says she doesn't like to cook or doesn't wish to cook, get another lady to come cook for you, and tell your girlfriend about it. If she really wants to be with you, she'll sit up & change. Otherwise, tell her to go to blazes. End.

They were disturbing the ref for listening to VAR, sprayed the ground & asked who get mind to cross it 🤣😭

Dem credit you finish after sex, you screenshot am say you’re still taking orders 😂💔