Unipcs (aka 'Bonk Guy') 🎒

'the LORD gave, and the LORD hath taken away; blessed be the name of the LORD' — Job 1:21 yesterday's liquidation event is the most brutal i've witnessed in my time in crypto i got wiped out on ALL my perps positions literally everything eight figures: $30 million+ at peak uPnL if realized, or well above $15 million just before the liquidation started 100% of the following perps position got wiped: - $BONK - $FARTCOIN - $POPCAT - $PNUT - $CAT - $APEX - etc i lost maybe 80% of my $ASTER position that i used as a collateral on a DeFi lending protocol i took out the remaining (~$1 million), fully liquidated it and rotated it into $BONK and $4 because i think i get better R/R from both from here on out: - BONK because i refuse to be a 'bonk guy' without BONK exposure, and i remain convinced in my deca-billion-dollar target for it. i will continue to add more over time, God willing - $4 because i remain strongly convinced that BNB season continues until the end of this quarter and i think $4 is the most asymmetrical bet to capitalize on that thankfully the overwhelming majority of my $USELESS coin position is held in spot, so i didn't record significant loss on that — maybe with the exception of mid six figures worth of uPnL i had in perps accounts i am still resolutely convinced that $USELESS is THE memecoin to watch for outperformance from here on out, that it is a multi-billion-dollar narrative currently trading for pennies on the dollar, and that it will end the cycle being a top 5 memecoin at the barest minimum i.e. certainly has a lot more than 10x upside from here. so i’m glad contagion there was contained for me! what happened yesterday? everyone blames the recent Trump-China tariffs, but this isn't the first time we've had that this year and the Trump tariff comments certainly shouldn't have been responsible for such a massive nukage across almost the entirety of altcoins and memecoins in the space a lot of altcoins crashed 70 to 99% in minutes, when $BTC and $ETH barely crashed 13% $ATOM, for example, crashed from $4 to $0.001 on top exchanges like Binance — a 99.9% crash in minutes. no one could have humanly responded to that! it is also worth noting that this massive altcoin/memecoin crash was EXCLUSIVELY on CEXs. these altcoins did not come close to hitting these levels on spot DEXs, so yesterday's liquidation was almost certainly due to MM/CEX liquidity issues why it was unprecedented (market mechanics) many people reported being massively affected, especially since exchange systems broke across the board: stop losses failed, orders didn’t fill, margin couldn’t be added, and platforms became unusable within minutes. the entire liquidation cascade happened so fast that almost no one had time to react, something i don’t think we’ve ever seen at this scale before i was in front of my screen, took a short break, came back to the screen to see the nasty wick about 10 minutes later, then realized i've been liquidated on EVERYTHING i had in perps it is the craziest crypto event i have witnessed, ever! it was worse than COVID, which was a black swan event you could say whatever you want about this event: you can call it manipulation, unnatural, or whatever else you would be right tbh however, whether or not manipulation played a role doesn’t change what i have to do next: as a trader, i am only ultimately concerned about things i can actually control of course it's easier to point out how it all wasn't my fault and how someone else was responsible, but how does that help me grow as a trader? i win if i make money trading, i lose if i lose money trading. end of! i'm sure we will be hearing more about exactly what happened yesterday night, which will hopefully help give some people closure i wish i didn't have to write about this: this will likely be one of the most viral tweets coming out of this event many have waited for this moment: 'he is so greedy!' and there will be an army of people mocking me with 'I TOLD YOU SOs' but write i must, for a few reasons: 1. a key part of the 'bonk guy' persona and identity i have built is one of utmost transparency around my trades, so others can learn 2. while i lost a fortune in the liquidity wipe event, i have a very diversified basket of alts across perps and spot. i'll be fine; my spot assets are safe. but i think there are people who lost literally everything they have right now that might be having very bad and nasty thoughts, and them seeing a voice like mine at this time just might give them hope i want to be very clear: 1. i do not need your empathy. i appreciate that some would have the thought, but i do not need people messaging me to empathize with me over this 2. i do not need donations or financial support. it was a massive loss, but i'm okay i also want to emphasize that i'm in a very good mental state right now, as difficult as that might be for many to believe i've always been very detached from money and material things, and that makes it easy to cope with situations like this at the end of the day, my $BONK trade was a trade in which i went from $16k to a peak 8-figure PNL contrary to what seems to be the most common belief here, it isn't my most impressive trade. if i made it before, i can make it once again! could i have foreseen exchange systems crashing and nuking the most liquid altcoins and memecoins in the market 70 - 90% in mere minutes before anyone could react? no! could i have maybe done a few things differently leading up to this event? maybe however, i am a big believer in focusing on what *could* happen and taking action to get there instead of focusing on what *has* happened the past is the past, and what has happened has happened there are a lot of changes i’ll be making to my systems as a result of this: less dependence on leverage, sharper risk management, and a stronger focus on protecting my positions from exchange-side risks going forward all that matters is what happens from here on out... i remain very optimistic about the market i do not believe the bull run is over, nor do i think the Q4 rally is out of the picture so what do i do from here? lock in more than ever before, be buried deeper in the trenches, and most importantly have fun while i do it! if there is one thing i have learned after being in this industry for multiple cycles, it is that there is always new opportunities: every day, every week, every month i have always been one to love a challenge, and i guess this is another one for me and an opportunity to once again prove myself — not to internet strangers, but to myself this event has not dampened my spirit, not in the slightest. if anything, it has strengthened my resolve to get back in the ring, fight, and win bigger i will make it all back, and more! for those who are in a similar situation, who either lost a fortune or lost it all, i have some words for you: PERSIST SURVIVE DON'T GIVE UP if you need to take a break, please do if you're struggling to hold it in, please seek help above all, pay special attention to yourself and focus on your health i know it will take a while for the gravity of what happened to hit many, but a philosophy that has always helped me to survive massive drawdowns is internalizing all of these crypto gains as just numbers on the screen — until it is realized at least! i know they can have very real consequences in the real world if/when cashed out, but right now i think internalizing it as just numbers on the screen would make dealing with the loss more bearable you made it before, so yes YOU can make it again the most profitable period of the cycle is still well ahead of us we are all going to make it and you are going to have me along on this journey with you, if that matters to you! if there’s one thing this taught me, it’s that no matter how prepared you think you are, you’re never fully protected from systemic shocks — but you can always control your response. i’ll be rebuilding my framework with that truth in mind! i am once again an underdog, and this is not the end of my story GOD WILLING

i rode $BONK from $20m to $4 billion i rode $FLOKI from sub-$20m to $3.5 billion i rode $WIF from $200m to $5 billion and every single time, people doubted me and called me retarded for ever believing they had potential i don’t think any other account has consistently called (and publicly traded) as many multi-billion-dollar memecoins from the lows as i have i’m once again going on record to say that $USELESS is the next multi-billion-dollar memecoin to watch and i’m calling it here at its bear market lows there’s no other memecoin i have as much conviction in right now when this finally plays out, many will come out and say i simply got lucky or that there is some cabal at work but i want you all to be my witnesses at this point in time even better, you can be a part of history

@CatchMEoutsyde @MagicLabHQ @MagicEdenComm @WalkerHebborn @PapiChuloGrim @Eden_Magico @Enter_Uranus @theuselesscoin it is very telling that $USELESS is the one coin they all keep singling out and reacting to billions and billions GOD WILLING

Who would name their coin USELESS? 😭 We took Catch Me Outsyde to Bangkok 🇹🇭 and asked people: Are Uranus and Useless real meme coins? 👀 Did they get it right? 👇

@bene_ctb GOD WILLING

@theunipcs 1B is calling sooner or later

the beauty of having been here across many cycles is that you've seen it all last bear market: $FLOKI crashed from $3.5 billion to $40 million amid the most insane FUD any memecoin has ever witnessed, along with the Luna and FTX implosions $BONK crashed from $200m to $20m and ranged there for months instead of loading up on the dips, many declared both dead FLOKI went from the lows back to an ATH of $3.5b — almost a 100x for those who bought the bottom BONK went from the lows to a $4b+ ATH — a 200x+ ROI for those who bought the bottom i'm seeing the same setup play out with $USELESS right now a generational entry at the lows and an inevitable run back to ATHs and multi-billions IMO say what you will about bear markets, but they present the best opportunities for savvy traders who don't trade based purely on emotions and i think we're watching that play out in real time with $USELESS

@cryptoklotz fr haha 😅

@theunipcs Just posting here for posterity for all the people that will again call this a cabal scam before it grinds up 10x… again

@ONCHAINBADDIE1 ❤️‍🔥🙏🫡

Anyone would have given up on $useless but @theunipcs didn’t 🤷🏻‍♀️ Just saying 🤝🤝 so put maybe a tiny bit of respect before you call him names in your vague posts.

@AltcoinSherpa i'm comfy in $USELESS the next leg up to new ATHs will be biblical whenever it happens

In risk on environments, memes are oftentimes some of the best coins to own $FARTCOIN $PEPE $USELESS are all on my radar and I own some fartcoin spot already

many have forgotten what a $USELESS pump looks like but they'll get another taste once crypto becomes risk-on for a sustained period of time i don't know about the timeframe and i honestly do not care but i do know this: USELESS will make new ATHs again then it'll head to multi-billions GOD WILLING

@Pickle_cRypto we'll see

is bonkguy gonna do it again

@Hafagonia 🫡

$USELESS Start of the redemption arc? Really want this to go to billions for bonk guy. Sized in this morning.

@isellbeforeyou free

Bonk guy beginning to bagwork useless again, Is $37m free or nah?

$USELESS has historically been one of the top performers in risk-on environments it has also been consolidating in this range for the past two months since putting in its lows on February 5 i think it’s an extremely attractive bid at these levels, tbh R/R is overwhelmingly in favor of being long rather than short here, IMO

it is incredibly hard to argue against being long $USELESS here: • best-performing new memecoin since 2025 besides $TRUMP • real estate billionaires talking about it on national TV; it recently got featured on the jersey of a top football club (exposure to hundreds of millions of people globally); etc • 93% down from ATH and has basically consolidated around the lows for two months now • it's the mother of all memecoin and crypto narratives: 10/10 destroyed crypto for good? crypto is USELESS! quantum is a major threat that will render most of crypto obsolete? crypto is USELESS! i could go on and on... • it has spot and perps on several major CEXs, which means liquidity is going to flow in easily and quickly when it starts moving again. it's on Coinbase, Kraken, Binance (perps), etc USELESS is so badly beaten down right now that it's hard to see it going much lower, tbh. R/R is overwhelmingly in favor of being long this one, even if you think this is a bear market! i have been buying around this level recently and will keep buying for as long as it remains this low if you missed the first run up to $450m, i genuinely believe this is another opportunity to get in at the lows before inevitable new ATHs when market turns for good

@CryptoKaleo yessir! 🫡

This is actually insane work @theunipcs

over 800k people have viewed the Atletico $USELESS announcement in ~48 hours every active alpha group and almost everyone left on CT is talking about it it is one of the hottest crypto news stories on X over the last 24 hours i can imagine a lot more people talking about and taking notice of USELESS leading up to, and after, the Atletico vs Barcelona game whether short, mid, or long term, there is a trade to be had here USELESS is undoubtedly the strongest memecoin narrative, and even more so with everything that has been happening in crypto lately: 10/10, quantum risk, rapid proliferation of new tokens, etc and the rapid increase in mainstream attention it is getting makes it even more attractive it’s hard to argue against bidding USELESS around $30 million market cap when you consider everything it has going for it

just a few weeks ago, a $3.2 billion net worth real estate tycoon talked about $USELESS on US national TV now, one of the world’s biggest football clubs has just posted that USELESS will be featured on its jersey in a game vs Barcelona in a few days (on April 4) that’s one of the most anticipated football games of the year, expected to be watched globally by 100 million to 300 million people imagine the direct exposure from just this feature then imagine the second-hand exposure through critics, pundits, and everyone being forced to talk about a ‘USELESS coin’ being on Atletico’s jersey for this game USELESS isn’t just the most timeless and relevant memecoin narrative anymore, it’s also gradually being pushed into mainstream consciousness… and that’s a pretty big deal at current levels, there’s no other memecoin i’m more confident in bidding as we head out of this bear market in fact, i’ll start consolidating most of my weaker, lower-conviction tokens into USELESS to build a more sizable position going forward

@krakenfx @atletienglish resistance is $USELESS

Our traders have spoken and @atletienglish delivered. Catch $USELESS on the limited edition jersey during Saturday's match ⚽

One match. One badge. One winner. 🔴⚪️ $USELESS coin takes its place on our jersey after winning the @krakenfx trading competition. A new limited edition jersey for the game vs FC Barcelona 👊

$PEPE and $USELESS led the initial aggressive memecoin surge we had at the beginning of this year the same thing seems to be repeating itself except this time USELESS is going to be featured on the Atletico Madrid jersey during their hotly anticipated game with Barcelona in ~2 weeks that game is apparently going to be watched by about 100 - 300 million people globally that's a crazy amount of normies and raving football fans that will suddenly be introduced to a cryptocurrency named 'useless' this is also happening after prominent real estate tycoon and billionaire Barry Sternlicht ($3.2 billion net worth) mentioned USELESS coin in a CNBC interview just a few weeks ago believe it or not, USELESS is slowly seeping into the mainstream and it's the perfect memecoin to ignite the next wave of aggressive memecoin fervor among normies