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It does but not in Nigeria, A poor Nigerian girl that haven't seen any food to chop since 2 days won't even agree to follow you enter a public transport. +234 girls are the only girls that I have seen that is poor and still be forming class for you.

A real brother would’ve given him the money privately and let him surprise his own girlfriend

A racist man called Eric Stone’s wife a wh0r3 and a racist slur. Eric exposed his wife’s face, workplace and even got his phone number to call him directly. The man eventually apologized to both of them… but Eric still posted the video anyway. 😭😂

“The price Nigerian influencers charge for content isn’t sustainable. Imagine wanting to patronize Sydney Talker and he tells you to pay ₦20 million for just one video. Shank tells me ₦12 million. I paid Ola of Lagos since last year till now and he still hasn’t fulfilled his contract; he’s still owing me six videos. Carter Efe is also still owing me three videos.” — Fekomi states the reason he stopped using Nigerian influencers to promote his products.

Tinubu 🤝🤝 dishonest people. Solid partnership.

My dad discovered voice notes last year and has fully replaced phone calls with them, He just sends long, unedited, stream of consciousness voice notes sent at random hours. I receive them like dispatches from another world. Voice note received 6:47am Dad: (sound of kettle in background) Good morning. I was thinking about you. I saw something on the television last night about young people and stress and I wanted to check on you. Are you eating. I hope you're eating. Your mother made stew yesterday it was very good. I told her to send you some but she said you live far. I said that's what couriers are for. She said I don't know how to use the courier app. I told her I would do it. I haven't done it yet but I will. Anyway. Call me when you wake up. Or send a voice note. Your mother says you never call. I told her you're busy. Are you busy? Don't be too busy. Okay. Have a good day. Eat something. Bye. (paus It's dad by the way. Me: (listens to entire two minute voice note) Me: (it is 6:47am) Me: (sends voice note back) Me: Dad I know it's you. You're the only one who sends voice notes this long. I'm eating. Tell mum I'll call this weekend. Also you don't need to say bye and then keep talking and then say bye again. Voice note received 6:51am Dad: (laughing) Okay okay. Bye. Me: (smiling at phone at 6:51am) Me: (this is actually the best start to a morning)

Person dey ruin our lives step by step, una dey talk say he sabi play politics. 💔

"What's have you done for me lately?" That's how women judge a man's quality. That's why a loving husband will still be in competition with men who just want to fuck his wife.

My coworker dumped her entire workload on me for months because she was “overwhelmed.” Then she got promoted using projects I practically completed for her. At her celebration dinner she toasted herself for “always grinding harder than everyone else.” The next morning, I emailed management a detailed timeline showing who actually did the work , receipts, drafts, timestamps, everything. Two weeks later, her promotion was “under review.”

That's where polygamy comes in.

To think Chike was also cheating on his girlfriend with a married woman at the time. Shocking how women supporting the artiste, don’t see the own goal.

Overcommunicating is a form of begging. They heard you. They simply dont care. So stop.

My dad created a strict new rule ‘Nobody should use the generator at night unless it’s an emergency.’ Everybody agreed because fuel price is not smiling. Two days later around 1am, the generator suddenly came on. The whole house woke up confused. My mum thought armed robbers entered...Even neighbors peeped through their windows. We rushed outside ready for disaster. Only to find my dad in the sitting room enjoying AC and watching football. This man looked at all of us calmly and said ‘It’s an important match.’ My mum crossed her arms and asked ‘So football is now emergency?’ My dad didn’t even blink. He said ‘If Arsenal loses tonight, this family will not know peace tomorrow.’ Then Arsenal actually lost. And true to his word, everybody suffered the next morning.

"after giving you my body"

Omoh, people are going through a lot o, one Maruwa guy h!t my friend’s GLE bumper today, he came down and started cry!ng that police just released his tricycle after collecting 20k from him(extortion) and that’s all the money he has made in 3 days after fixing the Tricycle, he almost tore his pockets while trying to show us that he doesn’t have any money while still cry!ng, I ended up giving him 10k… he almost ran m@d cos of happiness 🥹🧎🏻‍♂️‍➡️

"its my mummy that bought it for me" Nobody talk am reach me

iShowSpeed gets PISSED as everyone started unsubscribing to him as he was about to hit 54M on YouTube 😭 “IM TIRED… I’ve been dealing with this for the past 6 years of my life… yall been doing this since I was 15”

you dey dig 42k but 100k nor be gold 😂

exactly how it feels to pay ‘bride price’.

my prime ends at my funeral