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#What do your farts smell like? Mine smell like egg rolls and beer.

Good game, go COWBOYS!

I just farted and a lil poo came out =<

I hate living w addictions. =<

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I think i like that Gotye. Might get the cd

Too many commercials! Argg!

Damn it i hate justin bieber! Fucking little queer-lesbianlookinass muthafucker! Hey Queirber! Ur not black!

I just took a giant dump

I made mom a bday cake. Neva done it b4 so yeah, hope it dont suck!

Im back in bedford .300 fuckin mile drive! Never goin back to arkansas!

Who ate all the pecan sandies?

Damn cowboys better win tonight

These 'dance crews' on @AmericasGotTalent have to b stopt! This crap is so lame!

Fiber makes me sad

Stilk hungover from last night. I doubt i won the dart game we had. Drank 2much shiner and toasty bros

Fernt