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CAUTION : Several trees and Hydro Wires down across Roadways across Simcoe County , To many areas to post . Stay Safe

.@AlexanderRossi, @PatricioOWard, and @RGrosjean crashed heavily in Indianapolis 500 practice, the first major crash in the run-up to the 2026 event. #IndyCar | #Indy500 | #ThisIsMay | @IMS

Update Hwy 400 NB closed at the split COLLISION : Hwy 400.NB at Ski Trails overpass, two vehicle MVC with rollover 2 trapped.1 ejected ORNGE dispatched to land on scene rerouted to RVH @AtTheScenePhoto

#Hwy400 NB closed between Hwy. 11 and Forbes Rd. in #Springwater, due to a collision. Injuries have been reported and are being assessed. Please avoid the area by using alternate routes. Expect a prolonged closure during the investigation and clean-up efforts. Updates to follow. ~ L'autoroute 400 en direction nord est fermée entre l'autoroute 11 et le chemin Forbes à Springwater, en raison d'une collision. On évalue actuellement l'état des blessés. Veuillez éviter le secteur en empruntant des itinéraires de contournement. Prévoyez une fermeture prolongée pendant l'enquête et les opérations de nettoyage. Des mises à jour suivront. ^pia #HurWOPP

COLLISION : Hwy 400 s/b near White Falls rd #GeorgianBay 2 vehicles , Emergency Vehicles are on scene - #TrafficAlert

COLLISION : County rd 6 n/of Tiny Flos Townline #TinyTwp Single Vehicle Rollover , Emergency services on scene - #TrafficAlert FB PHOTO

Season 51 Finale Joke Swap with Colin and Che!

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COLLISION : Cedar Pointe and Conc 18 #TinyTwp Emergency services on scene - #TrafficAlert

Southern Georgian Bay OPP Investigating fatal collision on Highway 12 near Triple Bay Road (Tay, ON) - Members of the Southern Georgian Bay (SGB) Detachment of the Ontario Provincial Police (OPP) are investigating a single motor vehicle collision at Highway 12 between Triple Bay Road and Talbot Street in Tay Township. On May 13th, 2026 about 2:07 a.m., SGB OPP, along with Tay Fire, and County of Simcoe Paramedics, responded to a single-vehicle collision involving a passenger vehicle.  A male was located in the vehicle by police who then administered life saving efforts.  Paramedics arrived soon after and together emergency services personnel continued life saving efforts. Paramedics then transported the 25-year-old male to a local area hospital where he was later pronounced deceased.  The OPP Technical Collision Investigators (TCI) have attended the scene to assist with the investigation and Highway 12 has now been re-opened at Triple Bay Road and Talbot Street. The investigation is still ongoing.  No further details to be released at this time. SGB OPP request that any witnesses who have not already spoken to police or have dash cam footage of the collision, please call the SGB OPP at 705-526-3761 or at 1-888-310-1122. SGB OPP is committed to serving our province, including the Townships of Tay, Tiny and Georgian Bay and the towns of Midland and Penetanguishene.  If you have any information about crime in our community, please contact the OPP at 1-888-310-1122. To report minor occurrences online please visit opp.ca/reporting. You can also call Crime Stoppers at 1-800-222-8477 (TIPS) or submit your information online at crimestopperssdm.com. Crime Stoppers does not subscribe to call display, and you will remain anonymous. You will not testify in court and your information may lead to a cash reward of up to $2,000.00

A year in Canada:

Again, mad props to all those who speak English as a second language…and my sympathies.

I think she likes him! 😂🤣

Looks like Thomas has been kidnapped by Optimus Prime.

To be truly fluent in English, you must know your shits Part 2 Dogshit: Very poor quality Bullshit: Not true Horseshit: Nonsense Apeshit: Rambunctious Batshit: Insane Chickenshit: Cowardly Ratshit: Poor quality No shit: Obviously Holy shit: Unbelievable Hot shit: Very good Dipshit: Total dumbass Tuff shit: Take it or leave it Jack shit: Nothing The shit: Perfection Deep shit: Big trouble Shitfaced: Drunk Shitstorm: Chaos Piece of shit: Lousy person/thing Full of shit: Lying Shit-ton: Huge amount Shithead: Jerk Shithole: Terrible place Brick shithouse: Curvy/voluptuous No shit, Sherlock: Sarcastic obvious Don’t give a shit: Don’t care Shit happens: Oh well I shit you not: Truth Shit stirrer: Drama starter The shits: Diarrhea Good shit: Excellent Crock of shit: Nonsense Shit sandwich: Bad situation

Why is this so accurate? 😭🤣

THREE IMPAIRED DRIVERS CHARGED IN NORTH SIMCOE YESTERDAY (MIDLAND, ON) - Members of the Southern Georgian Bay Detachment of the Ontario Provincial Police (OPP) have laid impaired driving-related charges following three separate incidents on May 4, 2026. During the afternoon, officers responded to a traffic complaint at 2:45pm regarding a suspected impaired driver who had just left a medical facility in Penetanguishene. Police located the vehicle a short time later at a residence in Hillsdale. The driver displayed clear signs of alcohol impairment and was arrested. The individual refused to comply with a lawful breath demand. As a result of the investigation, Barbara NICHOLSON, 60-year-old of Hillsdale, has been charged with: • Operation While Impaired • Failure or Refusal to Comply with Demand The accused is scheduled to appear before the Ontario Court of Justice in Collingwood on June 16, 2026. Later that evening, at approximately 7:30 p.m., officers responded to a complaint of a suspected impaired driver at a residence on King St. in Midland. Police located the individual a short time after the complaint and conducted a roadside investigation. The driver was arrested after registering a fail on an Approved Screening Device. As a result of the investigation, Tony LABAO 52 years of Midland, has been charged with • Operation While Impaired • Operation While Over 80 Milligrams The accused is scheduled to appear before the Ontario Court of Justice on June 11, 2026. Later that night, at approximately 9:15 p.m., officers were dispatched to a single motor vehicle collision on Highway 400 in Georgian Bay Township. The driver sustained injuries and was transported to local hospital. Through the investigation, police determined the driver had been operating the vehicle while impaired by alcohol. As a result of the investigation, Thomas TAYLOR, 57-year-old of Oro-Medonte, has been charged with: • Operation While Impaired • Operation While Over 80 Milligrams The accused is scheduled to appear before the Ontario Court of Justice on June 18, 2026. The OPP reminds motorists that impaired driving continues to be a leading cause of serious injury and fatal collisions. If you suspect a driver is impaired, call 911 immediately.

That time Norm MacDonald guessed how WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE rigged the 50/50 option, and was proven right mid-show 😅

Wallace Shawn will never not be a legend

Joey Logano last night said the Truck race was some of the best racing he's ever seen. And then you get this moment the next day.