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Tony Cantwell

@tonyhorror

Ploon / Funnyman / Tony Cantwell's Hit Show. HotPress Comedian Of The Year (🥈2020🥉2021) LIVE: @aviarytalent ONLINE: @Collab_Agency VO: @voicebankie

Dublin City, Ireland Katılım Ağustos 2008
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Killian Sundermann@killersundymann·
Good Boy is one of the best things RTE have done in years. Its so funny with a surprising tender heart to it. Its on the player and if you're someone who regularly complains about RTE not funding the right thing PLEASE WATCH IT, make it a hit @tonyhorror @Hantmam
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GOOD BOY is out now!
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As a Little Monkey 🐒 Protective Services Officer I get asked this question a lot!
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If you don’t have a highchair you’re getting 1 star from me
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@DonaldClarke63 You’re right. That was actually a lovely review. I also very much appreciated that while not glowing; you recommended it to the appropriate audience. So I take that back.
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🥃Donald Clarke📽️
🥃Donald Clarke📽️@DonaldClarke63·
@tonyhorror I wonder if I was shirking those responsibilities when I sought out and recommended low-budget films in which you appeared. Maybe so. Maybe not. But I’ll try and write shorter sentences in future.
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@DonaldClarke63 I’ve not seen it and didn’t enjoy the others. My issue is with your inaccessible prose. You use your skills as a writer to intentionally alienate and your vast film literacy to condescend. You’re also so comfortable shirking your responsibility as a guide or mentor to the public
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🥃Donald Clarke📽️
🥃Donald Clarke📽️@DonaldClarke63·
@tonyhorror What exactly is your problem here? You liked the stupid film and I didn’t. Fine. Carry on. I don’t see how my opinion is somehow inappropriate for the (current?) era. Would you like me to review the film next year? Would that be less opportunistic?
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Tony Cantwell@tonyhorror·
@DonaldClarke63 Why don’t you crack open that thesaurus you keep under your pillow and find something you prefer. If the pages aren’t still stuck together.
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To use the sort of language the journalist would appreciate, this review is the most pretentious, anachronistic, opportunistic piece of ‘not Ingmar Bergman’s Faith trilogy’ I’ve ever read.
🥃Donald Clarke📽️@DonaldClarke63

To use the sort of language the protagonist would appreciate, #DeadpoolAndWolverine utterly sucks. "The most relentlessly juvenile entry in a sequence that has rarely been confused with Ingmar Bergman’s Faith trilogy." irishtimes.com/culture/film/r…

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And after we just broke ground on Circle K-amala Service Station
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Lad who has to sing every lyric at a wedding.
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Andy Cantwell
Andy Cantwell@AndyCantwell·
Guy who is REALLY impressed with Simon Harris
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Celtic Ligers@CelticLigers·
@tonyhorror gf kept calling the worm Tony Shaloub so now that's what I be calling mine
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Tony Cantwell@tonyhorror·
From now on, can we refer to 'growers not showers' as 'Shy Haluds'?
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TFW you rode an actual dog 🐕 last night cause you thought he just looked European.
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When you wear a tiny hat just to piss off a baby.
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