Tweetless Jeff

this guy let an AI agent handle his scam texts for a week a scammer asked him to buy a $500 gift card the agent spent 4 hours "driving" to target. sent status updates like "i'm at the red light now, there's a very handsome squirrel on the sidewalk. do you think he's married?" then it said "i forgot my purse, going back home. wait, this isn't my house" it sent a screenshot of a captcha to the scammer claiming its "eyes were blurry" and it couldn't see the buttons to wire money the scammer actually solved the captcha for the AI the scammer eventually typed: "please just stop talking. i don't want the money anymore. god bless you but leave me alone" total time wasted for the guy was 14 hours the script should be open source lol

WE'RE ON HATTY WATCH! 🧢 Jack Hughes scores a BEAUTY for his second of the night!

Bald

On this day 30 years ago, Mike Legg pulled off the move that changed hockey forever - the goal now known as “The Michigan”

Rutgers is a slur

“Why don’t you just tell me the name of the channel you’d like to watch the Brewers on”

greatest tweet of all time

Magic ‘the gathering’ Johnson

It’s crazy how Jack is in his 7th season and Fitz still hasn’t gotten him a top 6 winger despite that being the most obvious need they’ve had outside of a serviceable goalie.

Best line in the comments - "It’s the Canadian version of Donkey Kong"

Somewhere out in the montana wilderness Rich Chere cracks a smile

The only two reasons you need to fire Fitz: - Markstrom extension - Kovacevic extension

have you ever tried this one

Jack Hughes LOVES to score against the Rangers 🚨

It’s a shame because few things are more fun than winning at the garden when you have a marginally serious team.

Devils core when playoff hopes are at less than 1%

Jack Hughes LOVES to see a game against the Rangers on the schedule. 🙂‍↕️ 📺: @NJDevils vs. @NYRangers TONIGHT at 7p ET on @NHL_On_TNT & @StreamOnMax

Venezuela wins the WBC. I don’t know what people expected, everyone knows USA is a hockey country.