CJ

Adam Sandler in the #Oscars audience.

easy

As promised, here is me downing a live worm. The tourney run starts now!! 🪱

still cashing those checks

My value add: saying “thanks guys” at the end of a call after not speaking the entire meeting

A Renaissance painting

ASTROS (-245 ML) WALK IT OFF TO TAKE GAME 1 🔥 (via @MLB)

Me anytime someone asks to do anything besides watch football all day twitter.com/br_betting/sta…

Disney: “Remember, Phil. It’s a cartoon about a man raised by gorillas. Nothing too crazy.”

Very crisp image. I can practically see the institute where I studied how to be stupider

Kids before randomly doing a cartwheel in front of you

Me asking everyone how they like their burger before I cook them all exactly the same

It is me I’ve been keeping Burger King in business

The dmv be like you forgot to bring the Declaration of Independence

The Big 12 in the past four NCAA Tournament:s 2018: Kansas (Final Four) 2019: Texas Tech (NCAA runner-up) 2021: Baylor (NCAA title) 2022: Kansas (NCAA title)

Duke fans raising hell on Bourbon Street

I had to do it...

If Will Smith hadn’t slapped Chris Rock I wouldn’t have known the Oscars even happened