Odutola Oluwatoyin

#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian if she yells your name without adding a "come" just once and expects you to understand

#youknowYourMumisNigerian when she beat d hell outta your life and she be like "you want to kill me abi?"

RT @Sirehabbiibb: #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian when she beats you with a cooking stick until it breaks then accuses you of breaking it

#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian when she keeps on saying I will beat while in actual sense she is beating u!!!

#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian if she is more accurate with her slippers than Robin Hood is with arrows

#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian when she tells ur 6-yr-old brother "keep behaving like a kid, your mate dey give woman belle"

#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian when she makes u teach her how to send text messages but still calls u to help her send it whenever she wants to.

Looking at all this #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian twts and thinking all Moms are the same, like we're all almost being raised by the same person

Mom: Shebi m talking to you and your keeping quiet Me: But... Mom: Keep quiet,i'm talking! #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian

#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian when She starts Pricing Meat In The market You start Feeling Bad for The meat seller .

#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When she says every wrong thing you do is because you're always "pressing" phone.

#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian if You: Mummy where should I put the bag? Mum: put it on my head You:

#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian when she touches hot pot comfortably without a napkin

#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian when she calls u 3times & still ask u how many times did I call u

#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian when you try to hold her while beating you and she yells "so you want to beat me abi"

mom can i go play with my friends mom: the one you played last week is not enough abi??? #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian

You failed JAMB, all of a sudden you can't find meat again in your soup? That's when #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian