Brew Hendershot

at the end of the guns n’ roses song “civil war,” when axl says “what’s so civil about war anyway?” …did he think he was really cooking with that one

yeah well he might just be a moron

listening to a prince bootleg from 1988. hes covering “just my imagination” and i can hear him jacking the guitar off

@Eric_Erins it’s because they were mixing it with laudanum, an opium extract in high proof alcohol. that was the part that was getting people fucked up so much

The turn of the century absinthe propaganda is crazy I’ve only ever just gotten drunk

haven't heard anything from nancy grace in a while

ok the cancer lady on the Pitt thats on the way out the door, if it was me telling the doctor to administer the dose of morphine that would kill me, you better believe my last words are gonna be “let ‘er rip, Doc”

@carbonite1994 oh absolutely

@ultimodragon John Sykes is prob ruling tho

watching a 1983 Thin Lizzy set in HD and it brings me no joy to report that Phil looks like SHIT here

@youwouldntpost we had Movie Madness

I wanna hear the names of some other pre-Blockbuster mom and pop movie rental places

wouldn’t enjoy playing this but of course it calls to mind the perfect name of the 90s movie rental place my family patronized until Blockbuster killed it: We Got Movies

saying “maybe it’s maybelline” like it’s some antiquated southern grandma saying

at the end of Psycho when anthony perkins smiles looking down the barrel of the lens he was actually doing the first jim office take

switchin lanes in the lowered chevy S-10 bumpin a Bastard Noise tape on the Alpine

up from da swamps

[cranberries voice] dude you have to dude you have to dude you have to smell my finger

“so all Lou albums are basically the same except for you either get Lou in jeans or else you get him in leather.” RYM.txt

Piss Army Knife

overheard at work: “it’s all just fuckin shapes!”

I’m da head honcho of this ballroom you ole cowboy boot bitch

“mostly unlucky but everything just sorta works itself out” was probably the worst possible hand i could have gotten dealt in terms of “character building” or whatever

Wonder Man has to be near the top of the Ain’t Never Gettin’ Over list of all time