Fake_Servant

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Fake_Servant

Fake_Servant

@Uriel18150

Katılım Mart 2024
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Bennie🕊️
Bennie🕊️@Bennieeexyz·
Kid: (tugs my sleeve in the grocery store) Excuse me. Me: Yeah? Kid: Do you know where the cookies are? Me: (looks around) Aisle four I think. Are you here with your mom? Kid: Yes but she's looking at boring stuff. Me: Vegetables? Kid: (nods gravely) Me: Classic. Kid: She says we don't need cookies. Me: Ah. Kid: But I think we do. Me: What's your argument. Kid: (thinks very seriously) Cookies make people happy. Happy people are nicer. If mom is nicer she'll let me stay up late. Me: (stares) Me: That's actually a solid chain of logic. Kid: I know. Me: Have you presented this to her. Kid: Not yet. I'm still working on it. Me: (nods) Smart. Come in prepared. Kid's mom: (appears around the corner) There you are. Were you bothering this person? Kid: We were strategizing. Mom: (looks at me) Me: He's very bright. Aisle four by the way. Mom: (pause) ...Fine. One pack. Kid: (to me) Thank you for your service. Me: (watches him walk away) Me: That kid is going to run something someday.
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f☻sa
f☻sa@e_fosa08·
The entire spirit library was literally sinking into the Spirit World while fighting against her control, and Toph was holding it in place long enough for Team Avatar to escape. What makes it even more insane is that she was in the middle of a desert, her weakest environment to earth bend . And this is why I would still rate Toph has the greatest earth bender in the world over king Bumi the mad genius .
senju@OP_senju

Toph holding up Wan Shi Tong’s library is easily one of the greatest feats in Avatar history, yet it rarely gets the respect it deserves.

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miya
miya@miyarah_·
yo escuchando la respuesta mientras el profesor esta ayudando a otra persona que tenia la misma duda que yo
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Bian 🍓.✶˚
Bian 🍓.✶˚@bianxiee_arts·
I like how some of the tweets under this didn’t even address the elephant in the room and goes “HOW THE FCK DID U MAKE THE U.A BUILDING” im wheezing
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ElaineStark.
ElaineStark.@ElaineSstark·
Michael Jackson rechazó aparecer en "Men in Black por no querer ser visto como un alien. Tras verla y conmoverse, rogó al director estar en la secuela. Así logró su icónico cameo en "Men in Black II" como el Agente M, cumpliendo su deseo de usar el traje negro.
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𝓡𝓲𝔁𝓲 🌺
I love how Kei's mom casually exposed all of Kei's embarrassing childhood sides, and Takuya immediately took the chance to tease Kei even more LMAO #オタギャル
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CarlitoBurner77
CarlitoBurner77@CarlitoBurner77·
Mucha gente no resalta que Deku, durante gran parte de la serie, entraba a peleas consciente de que su cuerpo podía ser destruido por sus propios ataques. Eso requiere mucho valor... Y estar un poco loco.
Pseudo_artista@yosoy0rion

Me sorprende como las bkdk y fujoshis feminizan a deku y lo despojan de masculinidad solo para que parezca una mujer inútil que debe ser cuidada por Bakugo cuando deku realmente es este cabron huevos de oro que se le planto firme a un nomu semi completo

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たっきー
たっきー@tackypoke·
< ガブリアスに果敢に挑むもペチャンコにされるワイ
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𓂃 ˒ ☁️²²² — (Patético Mensillo)
No sé un coño de forsaken y no me importa nada Pero si edgar george zomboss de plantas versus zombies leakeara mi server de discord sin romper personaje por un segundo, genuinamente me desaparecería de internet para siempre
Doctor Edgar Zomboss@ZombiezRComing

RA HA HA! HERE IS A LEAK OF THE FORSAKEN DEV SERVER, FOUND BY MY ZOMBIES WHILE SEARCHING NEIGHBORVILLE! THIS INCLUDES MANY CHATLOGS AND UPCOMING SNEAK PEEKS, SO ENJOY TO YOUR HEART'S CONTENT! mediafire.com/file/xhgtks83s… files.catbox.moe/kdzqot.zip #forsaken #forsakenroblox #forsakentwt

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Katie💞
Katie💞@Uniquekatie02·
A woman with a medical alert dog sat beside me on a flight once, and the dog would NOT stop pawing at me and whining. After like the third time, she awkwardly goes, “Okay this is gonna sound strange, but my dog usually does that when someone has a heart issue… you might wanna get checked out.” I laughed it off at first, but months later I mentioned it to my doctor during a checkup and turns out I actually had a mild irregular heartbeat.
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Wezo
Wezo@WezoRex10·
Algo que me diverted de la serie es el guion genuinamente retiene a Ben para no atomizar al rival en 5 minutos. Se que suena a cromada y todo pero coño, en un cap random tiene problemas con Lian y luego le hace esto a un team entero. Nisiquiera con un heavy hitter.
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