VCs Congratulating Themselves 👏👏👏

Forbes 30u30 remains undefeated

@eringriffith Undefeated

A detailed and brutal look at the tactics of buzzy AI compliance startup Delve "Delve built a machine designed to make clients complicit without their knowledge, to manufacture plausible deniability while producing exactly the opposite." substack.com/home/post/p-19…

@TikTokInvestors “I need you to hang back for a few minutes”

@RampCapitalLLC why would Allen Iverson take my job?

What’s your plan for work when AI takes your job?

@Nithya_Shrii shitposter

10 jobs that are 100% safe from AI: 1. Dentist 2. Construction worker 3. Plumbing 4. Farming 5. Gardening 6. Carpentry 7. Cooking 8. Gardening 9. Welder 10. Electrician Did I miss any?!

@ShamsCharania NOOOOO!!! 🙁

Just in: Detroit Pistons star Cade Cunningham has been diagnosed with a collapsed lung and is expected to miss an extended period of time, sources tell ESPN.

@rfkenmore Minted NYC sweater

Fellas From which clothing brand did you most recently make a worthwhile purchase? Work, gym, casual — anything

@HighyieldHarry Still can't belive Costco started a law firm

congratulations, couldn't have happened to a more kindhearted team

HBOs Silicon Valley was a documentary

@michaelmiraflor As a ball knower, I want to know how this is going to impact Kevin Durant’s legacy

People who say that "AI will eliminate her job" showcase a fundamental misunderstanding and ignorance of why big law exists. From the same school of thought of "AI will wipe out McKinsey" ... do you think McKinsey exists to create PPT decks? You people are not ball knowers.

@LindyTasteful Most difficult part of working in Big Law is figuring out where to set up the tripod

Big Law women are a different breed.

@mansourtarek_ @Alfred_Lin @matthuang @aleximm @luanalopeslara @_charlienoyes @abhishekm1636 What the heck 😆

This is how Kalshi Q1 board meeting ended. cc @Alfred_Lin @matthuang @aleximm @luanalopeslara @_charlienoyes @abhishekm1636

@frontierindica it's leading to this irl

For 99% of human history, the paranoid guy who couldn't sleep because he heard rustling outside the cave was the one who survived the night. The chill guy who couldn't be bothered got eaten by a leopard. Natural selection rewarded hypervigilance, high cortisol, and an overdeveloped threat radar because in 10,000 BC, a false alarm cost you nothing but a missed nap while a missed threat cost you your life. So the genes that made it through are the ones wired to assume the worst. You can see the same pattern everywhere. The people who could store fat efficiently survived the lean winters and famines, passed on their genes, and now those same genes in a world of cheap seed oils, endless processed carbs, and 24/7 food delivery make you pre-diabetic by 35. An adaptation that kept your ancestors alive for 200,000 years is now the leading cause of death in the modern world. Or take intelligence for instance. For most of human history, being smarter meant better resource acquisition, better social status, more mates, more surviving offspring. But in the modern world, the correlation between IQ and fertility has completely flipped. Multiple studies across countries show a consistent negative relationship between cognitive ability and number of children. Higher IQ individuals delay reproduction, pursue more education, overthink the decision to have kids, and end up having fewer or none. The trait that was once the ultimate evolutionary advantage is now selecting itself out of the gene pool. The takeaway here is that the stress response that kept your ancestors alive through ice ages and tribal warfare now fires because your Uber is 4 minutes late. Evolution built you to survive a world that no longer exists but nobody bothered to tell your amygdala.

@mario4thenorth Tufffff

More of this please. It’s going to look amazing.

@MissSassbox I need to see a suburban wigga version of this: Footlocker tall tees Over sized timberland New era fitted caps Lil Wayne and Dirty south hip hop Backwards NBA jerseys

so they just put my life on a meme like this

@MadelnCanada there is only one answer

Which Canadian city do you think could best support a 2nd MLB team in Canada? ⚾️🇨🇦🤔

@Degen_CPA "Use promo code 'St Pats' for $200 in bonus bets"😎👊

“DraftKing Americans” New slur just dropped

@loshmi Holy shit 😮

maturing is realizing that FTX was one of the best investors in crypto industry: > $500M in Anthropic would now be worth roughly $30.4B > $1B in Solana would now be worth roughly $5.1B > $648M in Robinhood would be $5.7B > $100M in Sui would be $1.2B > $1.15B in Genesis Digital Assets would be $3.5B > $700M in SpaceX via K5 would be $3B did some estimates and their total portfolio would be up from $4.7B to $52.5B which is a $47.8B in rise absolutely nuts

@SBF_FTX @Fityeth Ouchie

@Fityeth The lawyer who filed FTX for bankruptcy said Anthropic was worth "nothing" and sold the stake for $1.3b.

Sam Bankman Fried invested $500M in Anthropic. That stake would now be worth roughly $70B. Let that sink in

@pitdesi ✍️

Phew!