VFalcon

@TornPlushie THIS. I love the idea of being mature but like, you gotta have fun at some point, right? What do mature people do for fun that’s not like, alcohol or reading? A reading date would go hard, though. I should ask about that.

Oh sorry for not wanting to go on a date to the tax center or something? 🧸❔️

@jianyiz_ There was this kid I went to highschool with who would leave the class to blow his nose and be halfway down the hallway and it was still FREAKISHLY audible. I dunno why you need to know this. 🤷‍♂️

anyone else hate when someone blows their nose in the same room...like dont get me wrong i would hate to have to go outside to just blow my nose and i wouldnt force someone else to, the sounds are just disgusting and i wish i didnt have to hear.

@cutiieefreakdd What type of debates?

going home to get stoned and watch youtube debates

As a man it’s gay to talk about ur feelings u need to bottle them up until you kill yourself

@KigMelia69709 Props to you. I know I couldn’t do that. 😭

@KigMelia69709 What happens when you have to pee?

I couldn’t stop! I this urge of transforming into a little cute doll and locking myself in was too strong 😭🔐 Even when the time ran out I didn’t want to get out someone help 😭 also sorry for the the audio it’s a little off >.< #着ぐるみ #kigurumi

@_xoxo_ley There’s a line.

can i be that one twt girl that ruins your life

@sedaiig Oh, I didn’t mean to imply that they were if I did. Your drawings are great.

I don't mean for my drawings to be engagement bait, as those around me know I tend to post one at a time, and that I also sometimes stagger my post at least a day apart if there are multiple variants. So I kinda don't wanna say anything, as I just post my drawings whenever.

@meowmiaxoxo I mean, it’s okay but also my brain can’t physically comprehend being normal like that. 😭

@VFalcon26 i made a joke about having an inflation fetish and then i posted an apology admitting that i don’t actually have any fetishes and then i had to double check if that was okay

does anyone want me to have any fetishes sorry

@BIMB0LICI0US @lxraa444 It’s not fun being the yearner.

Imagine someone stalking your profile everyday n yearning for u silently

@BreTweetz Damn, gotta get a new pickup line now. 😭

Can’t believe I have to say this but please don’t send me p0rn in my DMs. I don’t want to see that :\

@shrkvnm I’m a man. You don’t want this.

show me ur bobs pls

@MrVectorMV I can hear it in her voice in the same cadence as “I’m ready for some pudding!”

Nigga do you understand how fast I'd shove my keyboard through my monitor if I got killed by a Tracer in a Rainbow Dash skin and they said "That was twenty percent cooler!" right after the kill

@OhMyEmz Could I amend this to say that mint chip ice cream DOES taste like toothpaste, BUT toothpaste tastes good, otherwise they wouldn’t make it taste like that.

reminder: - pineapple on pizza is great - mint chocolate ice cream does not taste like toothpaste - bounty’s are good - coleslaw rips - carrot cake is yummy grow up if you disagree x

@NimraenArt Oh shit, you’re talking about One Piece? Yeah, you’re right. My bad.

@VFalcon26 fuck you nobody dies don’t comment this on my post

i’ve kept myself entirely spoiler free from one piece this whole time just to get spoiled BY LUFFY SCREAMING OUT THE EPISODE TITLE NAMES WHICH FOR SOME REASON CONTAIN HUGE SPOILERS????

@lxraa444 If you ever find yourself feeling too happy, I definitely recommend it!

❓ hey! you're pretty cool! Gotta try league sometime tho.... 💬 thank you! i’ve tried playing league, i really did… it’s just not for me! #tellonym tellonym.me/laraaa444/answ…

@verydrearydays Day is going well! I’m on my way home from a trip but I still have Monday and Tuesday off so I’m debating if I want to spend those two days doing something productive or if I want to completely waste them. 🙃

good morning oomfies i'm here now after dumping 6 hours into bloodbath (again) how is your day going? i'm not looking forward to monday but we must go forth!

@chdkxp I’d probably have to take some deep breaths with the Burj Khalifa but I think I could do it. 😎

@VFalcon26 nop

try to understand what we were talking about