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@karinaalicias I guess I could have just clicked "no" lol

@karinaalicias Linear time isn't real and is just a result of our limited perception of a four dimensional flip book. Within the paradigm of linear time, it would be possible only if you were able to find a worm hole or physically travel faster than the speed of light which would pulverize you

@lindadjones702 So sorry to hear this

My son Andrew was murdered last night. I’ll be off Twitter for a while💔💔💔💔

@es_aion @willmenaker Don’t tread on me

@NateSilver538 i will pay you to not look like shit

I get annoyed by the "pay people to stay home" message too, because it conflates two issues, one concerning the continuity of businesses and one concerning people's personal behavior. Better would be something like: "Pay businesses to stay closed. Encourage people to stay home."

@RedRoseJara Rock is certainly dead but as a music lover of all sorts i take no pleasure in people disregarding a sound or instrument. I still use guitar in music therapy for people with dementia and schizophrenia

@benshapiro Dude you look like howdy doody and sound like a deflating helium balloon what do you know about masculinity? Has everyone lost their mind

This is perfectly obvious. Anyone who pretends that it is not a referendum on masculinity for men to don floofy dresses is treating you as a full-on idiot.

@BestOfMarshall I feel like breakdancing

What Coming to America quote do you randomly say out loud?

@ofctimallen Good looking brother! Been looking for a new wikipedia page to read. This sounds cool!

Carl Marx. Communist manifesto. Wikipedia.

@randygdub Did one yesterday. Lost my mind at the guys in the back on the right

@johnlegend @mcuban

@mcuban I get that politics is annoying and contentious, but the bottom line is that the Senate flipping would be far more impactful than a food bank donation. We need massive stimulus and aid to individuals and small businesses. Government needs to do this. Charity isn’t sufficient

Remote workers should be taxed for the "privilege" of earning a living from home, Deutsche Bank strategists say trib.al/91b0Arh

@Rizabellepow When you understand politics

Bernie Sanders lost us FL

I think I have a good sense of humor.

@BenjaminPDixon Dude I thought that was Tavis Smiley for a second

Saving this picture for a “this you” when he announces he’s covid positive

@leftwpop @posadist_trapgd Chris Paul

@JoeBiden Yes! I've been saying this. Taxpayers famously hate being given their own money back during a crisis and would much rather see it spent on uniforms for the air force or whatever

I know Americans aren’t looking for a handout. They just want a fair chance to get ahead — and I’ll work every day to make sure folks get that chance.

@DaveMcNamee3000 He looks like Benny Johnson's pre-cum

There are lots of reasons to hate on Harlan Hill, but the fact that an enchantress caught him stealing Forbidden Fudge and cursed him to simultaneously be a 4 year old boy and a 70 year old man is no laughing matter.

@lindadjones702 Happy Birthday Justus!!!!!!! 🎂🧁🍰