one eyed hippo

@FeelMyUbiquity oh no you isn't

@FeelMyUbiquity You ain't bad you ain't nothin

@FeelMyUbiquity -_-

@FeelMyUbiquity Stock up on Doritos 3Ds before they are taken off the market again

prison planet dot com

@FeelMyUbiquity I'm your Huckleberry

@FeelMyUbiquity Use me if you must, but don't abuse me. Dig?

.@FeelMyUbiquity What am I to you?

@FeelMyUbiquity Is that a compliment?

@FeelMyUbiquity What do you call a jewish hippo? An elephant!! XD

@FeelMyUbiquity *innocent whistle* *eyes dart nervously*

"It's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide"

.@AGreatPig We were all young dumb and full of cum at a point in our lives, but in your case the cum was in your butt...

.RT @AGreatPig As a teen i owned two P.O.D. albums and a Staind album. I'm sorry.

@FeelMyUbiquity Jake is cool. Just funnin around.

Sadly Jake Gylenhall will never again be able to seriously don a cowboy hat.

@FeelMyUbiquity Yea, keep your eye on me, the smallest cog in the system. *eyeroll*

.@FeelMyUbiquity Not in the slightest.

@FeelMyUbiquity I say, exploit the law for all that it's worth.

@FeelMyUbiquity So you NOW support gun rights? That is a change of heart yes?