Victoria Derby

I don’t have much grace this year! So think twice before going against this shit!

YOU MUST LEARN TO ENJOY LIFE WITHOUT NEEDING AN AUDIENCE TO SEE THAT YOU ARE ENJOYING LIFE

i be feeling like i need a little get away every month

Fortunately, they were right. When you surround yourself with high achieving individuals, you have no option but to catch up.

there’s too much money in this world for me not to be rich.

i’ll deadass put a movie on & then lay down & get on tiktok the whole time 😂😂

my biggest ick is people who wake up first and start slamming doors, opening drawers, and walking around like sleep isn’t a thing

i never “randomly” decide to stop talking to people i literally build a whole rico case against you first

I like how people on twitter express my thoughts and all I have to do is just repost. Thank you😭

no they always come back

ever since i was a little girl i knew no man could ever tell me what the fuck to do

Even as a child, I knew I was going to be the overly distant family member 😂😂

ever since i was a little girl i’ve always known i wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when i grew up

me that treats myself like an egg.. i should allow you do me anyhow????

I hope the dude who invented iLovePDF is living well, that king

If I call my apartment my "house" and you correct me, you a hater fr😭

My titties be in the seatbelt like %

Dear Microsoft. Our African names are not spelling errors

I love money

I can’t trust no woman that like Cardi B.