Safwan Afzal

Now for more jokes and social msgs follow me on @wtfsaffu 'coz i'm going to delete this account soon

Normal ppl be like: "Bheem ki shakti dhoom machaaye..." Small children be like "Bheem ki tatti dhoom mataaye...." Samajh rahe ho.... #jokemood #saffuaddicts

Ghar ke bartana baaje chamche khatoriya sab tayyar rakho "man ki baat" kabhi bhi hosakti hai. #pmmodi #mankibaat

@furqanuddin21 Beshak

Ghr k bartana baaje tayaar krke rkhlo kisi b waqt man ki baat hone waali hai hamare mojdiji ki... #PMModi #CurfewInEffect #CoronavirusIndia #AurKyaChalraHyd

Ramzan ka chand bhi aaj. Navratri ki pehli raat bhi aaj. Kahi koi paa raha bhangra Baisakhi par. To koi saja raha ghar gudi parwe ke awsar par. . Kahi koi padhraha namaz. To kahi koi maatha tek raha gurudwaare par . Tyohaar anek par din ek . Yahi to hai mera Hindustan.🇮🇳 🌙🤲🙏

As soap is to the body, so laughter is to the soul. ❤️ #quotefortheday #saffuaddicts

Bhai ab to mujhe bhi raid se dar lag raha hai because i don't want anyone to know ke mai NANO EMI pe liya bolkar....😜😁 #JOKEMOOD #SAFFFUADDICTS

WOMEN'S DAY. Bolkar to bada halla machaate ho laikin aaj bhi mai NIRMA ko REKHA HEMA JAYA aur SUSHMA ki hi pasand hai Kiya ye kabhi RAMESH aur KAMLESH ki pasand nahi bansakti hai kiya....😜😁 #JOKEMOOD #SAFFUADDICTS #LOL

Mereko na BIGG BOSS 15 se call aata hai kehte hai ke karlo bolkar to mai poocha Salman bhai nahi karrai kiya. Pata chala host ke liye nahi contestant ke liye approach karrahe hai. Mai bola wo sab to theek hai laikin wake up song mai Anu Malik ka gaana nahi bajna chahiye...😁

I don't know, how a man got killed by "UREA" but I know how a man got killed by "HOORIYA" #SAFFUADDICTS #JOKEMOOD

Dear MODIJI, Sikhs are great,they'll call you to there gurudwaras they'll serve you and also they'll protect you. The moment where they had stood for themselves then they're referred as KHALISTANIS. Same with the muslims, if they stood for themselves then they're PAKISTANIS WOW!

ماسوم سا چاند ماسوم سی فضائے دلکش وہ ہوے تھے پر دللگی ہم اٹھا رہے ہیں_ #shayarioftheday #saffuaddicts

@ShoebIbrahim Hamare ko bhi follow karlijiye agar aap bade logo ke pass waqt hai to

Ice cream solves everything🙂

@ShoebIbrahim Mashallah bade abba

America V/S Hyderabadi meme ft.Safwan Afzal 🇺🇸 : I got too tired today. 🇮🇳: Mama aaj haalat aaqri kuppa hogayi. 😁😁 #saffuaddicts #jokemood #jokeoftheday

Aaj kal HINDUSTAAN mai logic aur matlab samjhe bina giraftaari horahi hai. Beshak DEMOCRACY gayi tel lagaane. @AmitShah jii ke baare mai kuch bole to aap "Desh Drohi" hojaaoge. Ek din aisa bhi hojaayinga ke constitution mai ek naya amendment aayega stating IPC-0 for abusing BJP

Dear China, Twadda New Year SHONA SHONA Sadda New Year CORONA 😁 #JOKEMOOD #SAFFUADDICTS

Hey #RKVians!! Here’s a sweet little message from #AapkaRahulVaidya. Let’s keep voting and supporting!! 🙌 VOTE FOR RAHUL VAIDYA- bit.ly/voteforrahulva… #RahulVaidya #TeamRKV #VoteForRahulVaidya #BiggBoss14 #BB14 #BiggBoss2020 #AbScenePaltega #ColorsTV @ColorsTV @justvoot

Arshi khan ko lagta hai Rkvians will go against him Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔 #RahulVaidya #BB14