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Andy Jacobs: "Levi Colwill got injured on the first day of pre-season and Enzo Maresca begged the board to give him a ball playing centre-half. So, they went out and spent £90million on Jamie Gittens and Alejandro Garnacho — that's how useless these people are." (@talkSPORT)

See this is why football is fucked, the only reason it’s not given is because haaland isn’t a little bitch and didn’t start rolling around holding his face That’s why diving is such a thing because the players have to exaggerate because the officials are so incompetent

A reminder that Aleksandar Mitrovic received an 8-game ban for pushing the referee. I’m sure the FA will be consistent. 😇

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR CUCURELLA 👏

Eden Hazard finished a 225km cycling challenge in Mallorca and marked the achievement with a refreshing beer 🍺🚴

The ball boy who Pedro Neto pushed last night obviously deserved an apology, which Neto gave both to him and on air in an interview afterwards. But he didn’t deserve Neto’s shirt, which he also gave him. Made such a meal of the shove from Neto. Football increasingly a sport that, on the pitch, off the pitch, and now by the side of the pitch, rewards people for deliberately overreacting. What do you tell the grandkids? “I got shoved by Pedro Neto, and after rolling on the floor for ages I got his shirt.”

I’m back in my home in LA (very late Sat night). Maybe it’s the lack of sleep but I am overcome by gratitude. This all feels like a dream. Thank you to the people of Wrexhman and to @Wrexham_AFC for letting me be a part of this. And thank you to @ChelseaFC for an incredible match. I saw a bunch of the lads after the game and at the airport and they couldn’t have been lovelier and more supportive. It doesn’t have to be hate and anger. 🤷‍♂️ It can be beautiful. Hopefully we’ll see you again soon :) @SwansOfficial We’ll see you next weekend!!! ❤️

Truly a privilege to go again. With Adare Manor hosting and the 100th Anniversary of the Ryder Cup, it is going to be a very special week Let’s go! 🇪🇺🇮🇪

1990. You cannot fake this level of genuine support.

If you want to grow something, you don’t gate keep it. We want to encourage little boys and men to watch women’s football too, not just little girls and women. And when they see someone like Ian Wright taking it as seriously as he does - they follow suit. That’s how you grow a sport.

“The women’s game should be by women for women,” is one of the most damaging phrases I’ve heard. It will not only drag women’s sport backwards, it will drag women’s punditry in all forms of the game backwards.

Caps don’t win automatic work and they don’t make a brilliant pundit either. The way you communicate, articulate yourself, do your research, inform your audience, how likeable you are and the chemistry you have with your panel are what makes a brilliant pundit.

Best attacks this season (most xG created): 🥇 Chelsea - 50.77(xG) 🥈 Man Utd - 50.50(xG) 🥉 Man City - 49.11(xG)

No English team in UCL history has now reached the last-16 more often than Chelsea 😉

Update the graphic admin.

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we’re in 20th and i would still rather be us

FA cup on TNT, what a fucking joke. No wonder so many use fire sticks….