Kadot.

Wiki nayo imekataa kuisha kabisa

There's a chic hushinda amepikia "mgeni" pale clock app.Huwa nacringe to her intros and I know I'm not the only one.

Nimenunua nyama bibi akaComplain vile nimeekewa mifupa nikakumbuka Iko jamaa alisema bibi yake hudhani ye huenda butchery anaambia mkata nyama “niwekee hii mifupa kubwa kubwa.. Nataka leo ajam apasuke” 😂😂😂

Every 3 or so years I remember the chokehold Chasing Red had on me. Peak Wattpad era fr

There are three top-tier gossip sessions. 1. Your mother. 2. Your long distance bestie 3. Your boyfriend after breaking up and getting back together

Piwaz is up there with utat and anaku I'm afraid

Take me back to Maleek Berry era! Real music lovers relate

Having people borrow money from you makes you realize why people get dismembered and buried in the desert by the mafia for not paying loans

Utat, anaku , waganis, kimatunda 😌I dream with these magical words 🤗

It's usually the lover girls that love to talk about how gangster they are. Gangster gani? Geuka tucuddle msichana mdogo.

Before I recover from the period from the previous month before, next month’s period has already arrived. This is not life.

Propaganda I’m never falling for: shaving my legs

these days it’s better to say “wah ngori” and go on with your life 🫩

‘We jua’ is so assuring

Today's Sunset 🌇🔥

Saxophones getting louder when someone asks "what do you do" and I can no longer say I'm a student😭😭

Huku kwangu ni ugali mayai back to back beef labda yangu na baba Charlene

The relationship works better when you’re both perverts

The best way to manage a 1000 bob with this economy is leaving it alone, heri ukuwe unaiona kama picha ya graduation

Unaaambia mtu ‘Utakuja or’ Alafu anakuuliza ‘or what?’ Bro nothing comes after the or we sema kama utakuja or!!!!!!