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@bmotheprince I see a skit -where all your characters come together. … except Mother Nature sips tea and throws more shade than a Caribbean umbrella

@bmotheprince You can tell me - i wont say anything. (Or ‘mother nature’ can tell me)

@bmotheprince Can you use your powers AGAINST the Carolina Hurricanes? LGR!!!

@bmotheprince Dip them bad boys in the pasta fagioli 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

@bmotheprince This begs for a “stranger” joke

@shaindelr So, did she send it?

@neonpajamas I feel like that’s an insight on the lasting affect of the pandemic! Have you noticed the amount of Covid related man-buns that remain?!?

writing a short story where haircuts are illegal

@bmotheprince Oh damn

@stephstephking SLAM by Onyx

@bmotheprince Pluto was unexpected 😂

@deadskunkmag Looks like i JUST made the cut! Woo hooo

First - We're so grateful for all our followers! Thank you, friends 🤍 Second - If you followed us recently, please know we want to follow you back. Twitter won't let us follow any more accounts until we reach 5000 followers 😢

@Gladwell Are you hiring?

Hey everyone. I’m doing an “ask me anything” mailbag for my newsletter. Ask away!!!

@bmotheprince Looks like when i would rip my arms off of one He-man figure. And put it on another

@bmotheprince Accurate.

@LoebDavon cat and Mouse - James Patterson

@PaulCrenstorm None of the Greats had any of that! Also, if you are ever in New Jersey, i have a lead on 2 Mac and cheese joints that will knock your socks off

@StateofKate Ask the peanut m&m’s i just had for “pre-lunch” how I’m doing.

@vic_toriawrites Haha “I am Chaos” - I’d buy that tee shirt.

@rebeccamakkai Well then I’m going to follow you! Thanks In advance for the writing push!