Peter Culhane

I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him

one of my favorite stories ever is when my friend’s mom tried to use a PG version of a common phrase around us bc we were 10 but she accidentally said “when the shit hits the you-know-what”

Thomas Merton delivers brutal truth in the most compassionate way

People who went to Oxford will be like, “this cold weather reminds me of Oxford, where I attended the University of Oxford, as a member of the University of Oxford”

A song to remind me of the most useful phrases I have learnt from Italian Duolingo. (Sound up)

Strong outfit

Sarah Cooper is a National Treasure 🤣🤣

“I told you I was Ill”

it’s always disappointing when i think i’ve found a good picture to caption but it doesn’t bear fruit

A plethora

PRETEND you’re an Olympic fencer by attacking a beekeeper with a car aerial

"Cows kill more people than sharks." "I'm surprised cows kill any sharks at all."

Who’s on the plane? The very unofficial England squad announcement

say what you like about The Optics of Salmon but Daniel Craig was excellent in it

Public opinion on laser blasters has shifted, according to a new study by the Pew Pew Pew Research Center.