Chelsea E. Manning

alright everyone, here’s the contractually obligated tweet the publisher wants literally five minutes ago: my memoir is finally nearing release, expected october 18 😅

@Liv_Agar ???

@xychelsea Not stealing your caption I added an @

@HSTSChad average canadian male

@kat_blaque slice?

@cathymarinara 💔

Mira’s dead.

Lib agar

@HSTSChad she sucks

@LukeMercer11 dmz

@HSTSChad cat behavior

@Vorloe @hasanthehun im gonna flex hardcore when it comes to public transit and trains

@xychelsea @hasanthehun I rIDe tHe sUbWaY ... 😭😭😭 chill chelsea don't flex. Los Angeles doesn't have public transit like that.

mall parking lots during holiday season make mass murderers

@Potatopolitics this is called quantitative tightening

I'm fixing inflation by stealing money from rich people and destroying it

@hasanthehun finally some self awareness

im an idiot LMAOO

@vetarentarchist cod warzone 2.0

@xychelsea What are you doing for the holidays?

lol, lmao

@KresimirV2 none

@xychelsea Context pls

@paricyte @FemboyYt I like bees

@FemboyYt i love fish

me and WHO

@TimeWharp is this the house g*p twitter?

Scrooge. Grinch

@flipper_net 🥺

It looks so sexy...