Zinoviev 🌳🦇

Mate, we have running water, reliable electricity, high global trade, a good currency, highest literacy rate in Africa, best Universities in Africa, car manufacturing plants, biggest wine exports in Africa. Host international sports tournaments. Oil reserves. Best public healthcare in Africa. Biggest textile manufacturing in Southern Africa. The biggest Harbour in Africa. Largest railway network in Africa. Democratic rights. Political freedom. Respect us, please 😭🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 We don't care about a drone celebration. Try Zimbabwe.

Hired an intern

BREAKING: Spain says it will join Genocide case of South Africa against Israel in the International Criminal Court.

Man to man: Suffering is normal, every man has a phase where they must suffer. Be calm and just keep the hope that a brighter day is on the horizon

“My ex boyfriend used to give me weekly allowance” Me:

Not everything requires an Iron fist approach guys 😭this is a Child, I’m sure that if she’s reprimanded she will listen. Yho this app 😭

You see now I'm broke but I'm not bothering anyone. Please when it's your turn to be broke, behave

Nothing hurts like meeting a girl like this when you’re broke and down bad😭😭

The instant brain reset after ejaculation is second to none 😭

No man survives a good wet missionary. He’s gonna burst .

Everything women demand from a man costs money. Everything men want from a woman costs nothing. And even that is treated as too much to ask.

Bayern are playing without a goalkeeper wtf

This is what I expected from Yamal yesterday

‘F*ck it, I’m Arda Güler.’

FIVE GOALS IN THE FIRST HALF BETWEEN BAYERN MUNICH AND REAL MADRID!! THIS QUARTERFINAL IS ONE FOR THE AGES!! 🤯

Goallll Kylian Mbappe OMG, I can’t believe this

WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS CASE : …stealing R16m meant for bursaries for poor kids to fund lavish lifestyle In 2024 Fidelis Moema was arrested for theft, fraud and money laundering. He misdirected funds meant for bursary recipients. He used the funds to buy his girlfriend Sthe a Range Rover , take her to Santorini Greece & do a helicopter gender reveal As soon as that happened she became state witness and dumped him

Call me insecure or whatever but if I get this one I'm never bringing her to the city we delete social media and run off to the 🌇 🌞

🚨🔐 Álvaro Arbeloa: “Olise? We have Ferland Mendy, the best defensive left-back in the world”.

@ESPNFC Wat a free kick 👏