The Monkey King

Get lost in a good book. I've been lost in a good book for ten years now, living in a shelter of torn paper and the bones of feral letters

every trans woman on this site knows so deeply and profoundly how much this is a lie

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Suddenly it’s the Coronavirus and not the China Virus. Suddenly we’re all in this together. Suddenly the Republican party is calling for people to show empathy. Suddenly it’s clear none of them cared until it affected them. YOU never mattered to him or them.

Stock Tip: Generational wealth, crime, or sheer luck are the only ways to get rich. But uh, invest in like mutual funds I guess.

Please, just be the best human you can before your body becomes dirt.

The "radical idea" of universal health care is a reality in: Australia Austria Belgium Canada Chile Czech Rep. Denmark Finland France Germany Greece Hungary Iceland Israel Italy Japan Netherlands New Zealand Norway Poland Portugal S. Korea Spain Sweden Switz. Turkey U.K.

I want to be haunted by a vindictive ghost & slowly lose my mind here or don’t waste my fucking time

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We know what President Trump thinks of our nation's veterans. Here is what they think of him.

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Just a reminder that when Shakespeare was quarantined because of the plague, he was really scared every single day and had trouble sleeping.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout./why did you pour boiling water in me, oh god get it out.

First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes napkin, and here's offal, and finally principate. Ok, this dictionary appears to be in the correct order.

Podcasting: it's like movies for your ears. It's like food, but you listen to it instead of eating it. It's like a tiger somehow, we'll figure out that analogy later.

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During these difficult times, Night Vale is here for you. We're very close. Inches away. No, don't look.

You told me to keep my eyes peeled. I did what you said. Why are you running away?