The Monkey King

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The Monkey King

The Monkey King

@_TheMonkeyKing

Kink Educator, geek. #blacklivesmatter

Columbus, Ohio Katılım Ekim 2009
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Night Vale podcast
Night Vale podcast@NightValeRadio·
Get lost in a good book. I've been lost in a good book for ten years now, living in a shelter of torn paper and the bones of feral letters
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Leah Tigers
Leah Tigers@9BillionTigers·
every trans woman on this site knows so deeply and profoundly how much this is a lie
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Chase Stefano
Chase Stefano@StefanoChase·
Suddenly it’s the Coronavirus and not the China Virus. Suddenly we’re all in this together. Suddenly the Republican party is calling for people to show empathy. Suddenly it’s clear none of them cared until it affected them. YOU never mattered to him or them.
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Night Vale podcast
Night Vale podcast@NightValeRadio·
Stock Tip: Generational wealth, crime, or sheer luck are the only ways to get rich. But uh, invest in like mutual funds I guess.
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Doth
Doth@DothTheDoth·
Please, just be the best human you can before your body becomes dirt.
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Sen. Bernie Sanders
Sen. Bernie Sanders@SenSanders·
The "radical idea" of universal health care is a reality in: Australia Austria Belgium Canada Chile Czech Rep. Denmark Finland France Germany Greece Hungary Iceland Israel Italy Japan Netherlands New Zealand Norway Poland Portugal S. Korea Spain Sweden Switz. Turkey U.K.
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Doth
Doth@DothTheDoth·
I want to be haunted by a vindictive ghost & slowly lose my mind here or don’t waste my fucking time
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Patton Oswalt
Patton Oswalt@pattonoswalt·
👇👇👇👇👇👇
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Joe Biden
Joe Biden@JoeBiden·
We know what President Trump thinks of our nation's veterans. Here is what they think of him.
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Night Vale podcast
Night Vale podcast@NightValeRadio·
SPONSORED POST: Tide Pods. Remember when we seemed like a big problem?
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Night Vale podcast@NightValeRadio·
Just a reminder that when Shakespeare was quarantined because of the plague, he was really scared every single day and had trouble sleeping.
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Night Vale podcast@NightValeRadio·
I'm a little teapot, short and stout./why did you pour boiling water in me, oh god get it out.
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Night Vale podcast@NightValeRadio·
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes napkin, and here's offal, and finally principate. Ok, this dictionary appears to be in the correct order.
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Night Vale podcast
Night Vale podcast@NightValeRadio·
Podcasting: it's like movies for your ears. It's like food, but you listen to it instead of eating it. It's like a tiger somehow, we'll figure out that analogy later.
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Night Vale podcast
Night Vale podcast@NightValeRadio·
SPONSORED POST: Fingernails. Weird, right? Like what even are those things???? Anyway, this post brought to you by Kleenex. Buy Kleenex brand kleenex.
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Night Vale podcast
Night Vale podcast@NightValeRadio·
During these difficult times, Night Vale is here for you. We're very close. Inches away. No, don't look.
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Night Vale podcast
Night Vale podcast@NightValeRadio·
You told me to keep my eyes peeled. I did what you said. Why are you running away?
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