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Kenya Katılım Mayıs 2013
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The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”
No one answered, so the teacher picked on a random student.
Little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!”
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?” Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”
Mrs. Parks said, “Very good, Billy,” then turned to Mary and continued, “As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn’t do your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very disappointed.”
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That video of that woman whose dad has died and she learnt from her grandma that he didn’t abandon her like her mom told her, that he fought to be there but the mom cut him off.. some women have that anger that is literally suicidal, “I will cut my nose to spite my face”
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The first culprit has not been arrested, the 2nd culprit has been arrested.
The two Atrocities are The same!
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If you need material things in order to have confidence then you have a long way to go.
What will now happen if you meet men who are more wealthier than you, your confidence will disappear or what?
EverythingCar_X@EverythingCar_X
As a man get a car today if you're financially stable for it. It's worth it. Your self confidence will increase x100 if you get car even if na corolla/civic
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Overmorrow: the English word for the day after tomorrow
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Thank you for highlighting how KRA is abused by the Executive. In my case, the former KRA Director-Investigations, now PS Cyrell Odede Wagunda confessed in an RBA meeting that his brief was to frustrate me for criticizing the Governments of Uhuru Kenyatta and later William Ruto.
In the High Court Justices Ngaah Jairus and Francis Rayola were instructed from State House and Head of Public Service to ensure that I do not get reprieve.
At the Tax Appeals Tribunal all the members were instructed by State House and Head of Public Service to throw out my appeals on technicalities.
After ADR and audit, it transpired that I owed KRA Kshs 4,669, 486.00 and not Kshs 92,000,000.00 which Uhuru Kenyatta and his administration had saddled me with, and which William Ruto and his administration conveniently used to frustrate me. I am glad the matter is settled.
CPA Wachira Joseph@WashiraX
Lawyers too cannot believe it. KRA is punishing them more than normal people. There is a man, Nelson Havi SC. He shall be remembered in the annals of history as the man who killed BBI. He proved to the judges that: - The Kenyan constitution sits on the doctrine of basic structure and - That the then Kenyan president, Uhuru Muigai Kenyatta, was not a normal man. Immediately after that, KRA was deployed to investigate Havi. - KRA totalled his bank deposits - Totalled his clients' escrow accounts. (Money belonging to clients) And in the end, KRA served Havi his tax bill of Ksh. 92 m in 2022. Unfortunately, Havi did not object to this demand within the 30 days. KRA even extended him 60 extra days. But he responded after 88 days. KRA ignored the late reply. Delays in tax law means, - You have agreed with KRA to pay the tax. When the new Havi regime took power in 2022, his woes at KRA went quiet. But Havi continued to call his govt to order while in govt. His tax woes resurrected. KRA was again deployed. This time with action. - They froze his bank accounts - They went for his clients - He went cash dry Havi ran to court in 2024. - He argued he was being persecuted for political reasons. - He argued KRA had illegally taxed his clients’ money. The court ruled: - Havi did not object on time - Havi had admitted the tax bill - He had surrendered his right of appeal As a result, his case was thrown out without merit. And he was ordered to pay the tax of 92m. Lessons: - Revolutions eat their children, SC James Orengo. - Do not ignore KRA notices and demands. - Respond to KRA on time. In tax matters, delay is admission.
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Bítches will fùck a rich nígga for free but try to break a 9-5 nígga pockets…😭💀
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Footage of a rare black tiger marking it's territory, these tigers are so rare that there has been less than 10 sightings in the last 30 years
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I love seeing people bounce back from the nastiest situations that were meant to destroy them. I love an overcomer.
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Senegalese 🇸🇳 fans are creating a homemade replica of the AFCON trophy to mock and “return” it to Morocco 🇲🇦 after CAF’s controversial ruling.
A local artisan is welding an oversized version from scrap metal, and videos of the process have gone viral online.
The stunt is intended as sharp humor and playful banter, reflecting fans’ view that Senegal 🇸🇳 remains the real winner despite the forfeit decision.
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People who avoid hard conversations end up living with bigger problems later. Silence doesn't solve, it multiplies. What you refuse to face today will grow into something heavier tomorrow. Courage in communication is the only way to prevent chaos from festering.
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