The Wheelie Investor

Why I’m so thankful for the stock market: Ever since I was a young kid, I always worked very hard to make money. I mowed lawns, shoveled driveways, raked leaves. I worked as hard as I possibly could. When I had my skiing accident and became paralyzed, it was a lot harder to make money because so many jobs were inaccessible for me. The Stock Market has allowed me to keep making money and set myself ahead of the crowd. There is no exclusion in the market for people like me. And for that reason, I will be forever thankful for the opportunities I have been given and the chance to keep making money despite the challenges. Final note: I couldn’t be happier with where I’m at and in thankful for everything I’ve worked so hard for

It is $ZETA’s time to shine If you know anything about this company, you are probably ultra bullish My price target for 2026 is $40 Time for $ZETA to have its $PLTR moment

I’m gonna play “We are the Champions” on full blast when $ZETA hits $40

Just go all in on margin and load up on calls It really is that easy (this is a joke. Please don’t do this. NFA)

$SOFI releases a mysterious new product to kick off pride month Apparently it’s already sold out because the $SOFI investors rushed to get it as fast as they could Anyone know what this is?

Just remember, if Wall St valued $MU at the same fwd P/E ratio as $SOFI, it would be trading above $2500 We can always go higher

I never panic sold my $ZETA when everyone was freaking out Its still my biggest core position My gains are starting to look good but i’m not even considering trimming before $40 We are going so much higher

AUTOMATE EVERYTHING I think I’ve burned about 1 billion tokens on all the stuff i’ve built in this discord I don’t want to gas myself up too much but it’s pretty insane No one is doing it like us

$MU just hit $1000 How many times did I say it was going to $1000? Check the receipts Never doubt me again

New ATHs overnight We will be much higher by tomorrow Just wait for the options contracts to open Wheelie is going parabolic

$SNDK $1700 has arrived $2000 coming soon NEVER FADE WHEELIE

I’ll be up 10x on my runner calls on $MSFT tomorrow I bought these for $1.50 on Thursday I’ve already taken $4k profit and letting 2 contracts ride as runners $480 soon

NEVER FADE ME AGAIN Hyperliquid was spot on again $MSFT is now trading at $465 just like it was all day on hyperliquid My calls will 10x tomorrow Bullish $MSFT and $HYPE

Would you buy this chart?

The good news is that Jensen has way more aura when dancing The bull market can continue

POV: markets just opened and you are brainstorming your plan to gamble your way into generational wealth

Absolute Best Setup For The Week $MSFT just broke the flag and had an explosive day on Friday I expect continuation this week Everything is coming together: -Software industry catching a bid -The chart broke into the gap from last earnings -Big event tomorrow in Taipei to release a agent optimized operating system We have so much room in front of us. Best case scenario is a gap up to $480 on Monday I am positioned and ready for the week. Let's get it

Anyone know if there is a way to get access to Robinhood Agents immediately? I haven’t been invited yet but I’ve already started building things that require it I think many people would find my new tools valuable and useful but I can’t do anything until I get access I really hope this isn’t like the credit card and banking where it takes months to be accepted. There is no time to waste

Please @RobinhoodApp @vladtenev I’m dying to try the agents out

THE STOCK MARKET OFFICIALLY OPENS IN UNDER 3 HOURS