vane

"haven't seen u in a while, what u been up to?" me:

“Mommy, what’s tiktok?” me:

when you’re comfortable in bed and it starts raining

happy friday

“Sorry for not answering, I was busy.” My busyness :

the only call I’ll never ignore

when you’re disappointed but not surprised:

my two moods:

me after telling someone to google it & they're wrong

me taking another shot after i almost threw up the last one

me when i’m being mean to a man

After an @Astros loss in Miami, José Altuve still made time for fans. Watch this boy’s reaction after getting a gift he’ll never forget 💙

Talking to me after you yelled at me

“I’m not drinking tonight” My friend: Me:

Getting a bbl done then acting like a gym rat should be a federal crime lmao

When y’all arguing and she lowkey eating you up

this or NOTHING !!