alyssa 🫶🏻

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST, MOST LATINO THING HE COULD’VE DONE #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX

Every Latino is Puerto Rican today

I really wish I can work 9-5 on Arc Raiders instead

"I'm just resting my eyes" me actually passing out 5 min later

idc what you think of me as long as you think of me mexicanly

life got so serious i stopped taking pics

when i complain about my body but i keep eating

and if my man was broke, i wouldn’t choose him because he wouldn’t have chosen me if i was ugly. have a blessed day.

deleting ur city off the weather app. u lost me

I love a man that sees what needs to be done & does that sht. I don't even have to ask

Any man that says he loves you and does not give you money is lying.

wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self care at it’s finest

it’s so important to not believe anything a man says

i said it was my favorite book i didn't say it was good

accessorising random things by adding charms stickers and keychains is an essential part of the human experience

“first date is on me” everything is always going to be on you for the rest of your life silly

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets