oluwaferanmi 🫧

Nah it gets me heated actually. Then they get mad like “why you sending me pictures you posted on IG?” Because last time you said “😍😍😍” and marcus273 replied to my story and said he will kill niggas about me from the same picture I sent you! 🤣🤣🤣

So we no dey talk again? we wey almost marry

Why is her virginity more of a topic than the rape she faced ?

“Money cannot buy happin…..”

how beautiful is it that someone you haven't met yet is living through moments that they'll one day tell you about?

Me analyzing the song lyrics to see if it fits my situation 🤓

This is similar to when a person tells me iam the strongest person they know😂👎🏽

c’est tellement des acteurs🤣🤣🤣🤣 tu demandes rien, t’auras RIEN ! on reste focus les filles

My God i can’t even imagine starting all over with someone else, especially the intimate aspect 😭😭😭😭 I don tire 🥺

I’m going to start dating for money now. The other stuff has not worked out for me 🙏🏾

This film looks like it is going to have that generic African accent that can’t be traced anywhere on the continent 😭😭

This is why I pray that Nigeria never experiences total breakdown of law and order. Because we are surrounded by so much poverty and violence lying in wait to engulf the middle class when that happens.

“so distance to deliver your fuck up to Lagos won’t be a barrier.”

The best combination ever 🤣

So in KG 1, my daughter won most creative pupil ; I was proud of her. I mean it’s kg 1 and hey! My baby got awarded! Wawu!!! In KG 2, she won best in creative arts and best hand writing and my reaction, even though I didn’t say it to her was “people are winning best in numeracy , phonics , your own is creative arts”. I was not happy , I won’t lie! I made her repeat KG 2 for personal reasons and at the end of the academic year , she won the same two awards again! Grade 1 came and she still won best in creative arts and best handwriting awards. In my head , I was like sey people that are winning best in Matjs , English and other subjects have 2 heads???? Ewo ni handwriting and creative arts ??🙄🙄 On Wednesday, we had the yearly award programme which I was invited for again and I honestly hoped she won something “major” and not creative arts but she won best in creative arts again in Grade 2!!!! …The moment her name was called , I clapped so loud for the first time! I decided to appreciate the genius I have . My future Picasso!!!! My creative girl!!!! I felt so bad that I’ve looked down on the awards she got for years because it’s not Maths, English or the social sciences subjects. Her consistency of winning the same award for 5 years didn’t matter to me! I just wanted the “main” subjects like our parents 😩😩😩 That has changed anyways! I’m going to support the creative genius I have in my house with everything I have! I’ll register here for art school (Oh! She loves drawing so much!) and help her strengthen her skill! Lauryn is soooo artistic! Drop anything here and she has made something out of it! Her brain and hands are blessed when it comes to creativity!!! I was looking for something else instead of celebrating my baby’s strength.🥹 Dear mummies and daddies , everyone can’t be maths geniuses! Some of our kids are blessed with other gifts! Let’s appreciate and celebrate them! ❤️

Don’t try to kiss me if I don’t want to kiss you, you would look stupid and I won’t pity you.

The goal is to wrap up everything academics before 30. I don’t wanna be doing this in my 30s 😭

“Distance to deliver your fuck up to Lagos won’t be a barrier”

My least favorite thing about dating as a GenZ is the fear that comes w being honest about how much you want someone. It is especially exhausting for me bc when it comes to romance, I have no desire to perform nonchalance. I just want to honor my love needs. I hate these games.