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I've not eaten an apple in weeks. The doctors are beginning to circle. I don't know how long my barricade will hold out. If anyone reads thi

@ruthbratt how is your cat, is he still beautiful?

@sorobotic This claims to be inspired by the same scent awscents.co.uk/products/inspi…

@sorobotic How much to buy enough magazines with the sample in to make up an entire bottle?

I made the grave error of completely and utterly falling in love with a free perfume sample only to discover a full bottle is TWO HUNDRED EURO

@bouledenerfs_ Hey, are you on Bluesky? Only I've upset the Christians and I need help. It's something about “second temple Judaism“ and I'm way out of my depth. I just want to make jokes. Why can't I be left alone to do that?

but im a jeep im a vehicle what the hell am i doing here beep beep honk honk steer

@northernassist Hi, the 2217 from Cuddington to Chester hasn't come. It is showing as running on time on the board and the app. I have been here since 2205 so I definitely didn't miss it.

@MrJamesMcCann 9 years on and still baffled as to why you apparently thought I was Julia Donaldson

@_Cantus Don’t you know?

@squigglyjelly She'd fit in well where I work. Has she considered a career at Royal Mail? She has management potential written all over her.

@squigglyjelly She has a point. It's weird that they don't make ones that you can swallow... 🤦

My colleague had a headache today so took some paracetamol… complaining how much she hates it because they taste disgusting when you have to chew them up????

@_chris_stokes I've come back here especially to tell you I've found a `secret' cocktail bar you might like. Next time you're gigging in Chester, it's called The Disguisery, off Watergate Street. I've been done that road dozens of times and never noticed it. In an alleyway.

@NotLikeTheCar Oh great, I'd successfully forgotten him. And now, as a result I've also remembered the existence of Milo and Nick Griffin (whom I'd blocked out for different but no less abhorrent reasons).

@prophiphop Bird watching sounds like the excuse he told his wife for why he bought binoculars

A lot of the homies hit the age I’m at now and stop drinking, join jujitsu or kickboxing. Hell, one of the homies started bird watching! Me, i turned into a black Mexican Tio.

@reynoldsgareth @ComedyWorks It was extremely woooed of her friend to keep interjecting.

Christmas dinner review part 2 "Thst fuckin potato deserved more from life".😂😂😂🇮🇪 #Garron

#Garron reviews Christmas dinners. "Put this back between your fuckin walls!'😂😂😂🇮🇪🎄

@TomiCaws It's remarkable, happens to him in Malaga every year too. Never heard anyone speak a word of Spanish. Wandering round the streets talking loudly so the foreigners understand him. Yelling "chips, mate. Dos Beer. Lager. L.A.R.G.E.R..." at tired waiters.

Weird how 70% of Bala speaks Welsh isn’t it. Almost as if you’re lying mate.

@Ray_BlueThunder @Rainmaker1973 The one thing the priest in the Exorcist forgot to pack in his little bag.

@_Cantus @Rainmaker1973 Next time, I'll have a baseball bat ready to swing.🤣

A long chain can exhibit a fountain effect, siphoning itself from a container. A paper attributes this effect to an upward reactionary force from the pile of stationary chain.

@kmaru1701 @Rainmaker1973 It's called physics en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chain_fou…

@Rainmaker1973 It’s called running the vid in reverse

@Ray_BlueThunder @Rainmaker1973 No, that's definitely ghosts.

@Rainmaker1973 A toy baby stroller sitting on my family room floor moved by itself in front of me last week. Does that count as the same effect?🤣

@Ed7342472820691 @Rainmaker1973 No, it's ball chain.

@Rainmaker1973 Are does magnetic balls? If yes, there is a lot of magnetic potential energy that unpacks as the balls align as they get farther away from the container. The magnetic force keeps the balls align and oppose the chain to bend, and at the same time eats more balls from the container