manucho 😌

Me: i love you Porn director: CUT what the fuck

All work and no play got jack a Mercedes Benz.

Mimi heri nikuwe organ donor kuliko nidinywe haga juu ya pesa ...na wewe je😂😂

msichana kama haujui kumoan normalize kunyamaza wtf is 'give it to me' as if wewe ni caesar...

nobody fumbled you, you are a whore

Ukiwa USIU then useme "Kachumbari" instead of Mexican Salsa

I close my eyes when she’s on top cause why would I look up to a bitch?

A wise man knows that every girl lies, cheats, and manipulates. A foolish man believes his girl is not like other girls.

shit that hurt me replay in my head forever

your childhood wasn't lit if you ain't upload a video on youtube atleast once

Kuja uniambie stori za watu wa kitambo

You wake up tomorrow as your club manager. The first player you sell is who?

i think having small friendly interactions with strangers is so important for humanity.

nothing more awkward than waking up from a dream that has just highlighted some deep fear or insecurity that you refuse to acknowledge

Pale Bus ya USIU Ukisema "Shukisha hapo mbele" badala ya "Driver, I wish to disembark at the next terrestrial landmark."...

Wazazi wafungue podcast watuambie how they used to afford three meals a day plus chai ya saa kumi, bills and school fees with a 30K salary 😭

"Nionyeshe message " is so annoying, si uangalie simu yako ama ufunge kazi

Pale USIU ukisema kumedi badala ya Astral projection