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If I were Selena Gomez this would be my profile picture

I be rotating like a rotisserie chicken in my sleep

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

Lil Wayne: you had a lot of crooks try to steal your heart... 9 year old me:

this can't be the same pay my coworkers are raising 3 kids with

IT’S TIME!!! 🎄☃️ #MariahSZN

Marciano Cantero, the songwriter and frontman for the beloved Argentinian rock band Enanitos Verdes, died this afternoon in a hospital in his hometown of Mendoza following complications from surgery. rol.st/3qnKdO3

.@TheWeeknd just lost his voice in the middle of a sold out show at SoFi Stadium. Came out and apologized and announced everyone would get their money back and left.

Im bout to jump off the roof of SoFi after all the money I spent on drinks and for The Weeknd to walk off……………

saw those anne hathaway pics and bought retinol

Everyone finishes college at their own pace be easy on yourself

Willy Wonka after 5 kids die in his factory

Lmfaooooo Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp about his kids relationship with Amber “Non-existent. My kids are far more intelligent than I am. They refused to be around her.”

look what that money make a bitch do

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky rejects asylum offers from Europe: "I will stay in my country & if I die, I will die with my soldiers." US offered to evacuate Zelensky but he refused & said, “I need ammunition, not a ride.” Leadership at its finest.