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It's good to know who hates you, and it's good to be hated by the right people.

Katılım Ocak 2026
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Mortal Monkey
Mortal Monkey@_MortalMonkey·
@CG12_Locks @KellMorrHK Capitalism has existed since the rise of humanity. It doesn't need a state, only at least two willing participants. Why do you think a state is necessary for trade?
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CG12_Locks (Natalie)@CG12_Locks·
@_MortalMonkey @KellMorrHK Capitalism cannot exist without a state. It never has in the history of mankind. There is no point in considering theoretical models that only exist in the imaginations of the immature and uneducated. It works both ways.
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Mortal Monkey@_MortalMonkey·
@uncledoomer People are dying of overeating at far greater numbers, and it's not particularly close. That is true across all income brackets. You can wish every meal was sushi and steak, but I'm more concerned about a system that encourages people to sit at home and eat themselves to death.
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doomer@uncledoomer·
young americans arent demanding a $30 lunch everyday. theyre demanding dignity. you shouldnt have to eat hard tack on white bread to afford to live, youre an american. if a shriveled old goblin tells you to be happy with less, they are your enemy, and they are an enemy of america
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Mortal Monkey@_MortalMonkey·
@QueI57010111 @Califemboy People are dying in far greater numbers from eating too much. That's across all income brackets. As a matter of fact, overeating is the leading cause of death in the United States.
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QueI@QueI57010111·
@_MortalMonkey @Califemboy So why are millions of people in the US alone have to skip meals? Why do people avoid getting on an ambulance for fear of bankrupting them? System's fucked, it's no longer a free market, it's a corporatist hell hole
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Mortal Monkey@_MortalMonkey·
@ClownWorld Train your dogs not to run up on people. Those bitches deserved to be sprayed.
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Clown World ™ 🤡@ClownWorld·
An amputee cyclist riding through what looks like rural backroads kept pepper spraying dogs that were running toward him during his ride. The video sparked a huge debate online, with some people saying he was protecting himself while others argued the dogs didn’t look aggressive enough to justify being sprayed. What do you think?
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Georgia Giant@GeorgiasGiant·
@_MortalMonkey I'm supposedly "set for life" and still can't order doordash et al. I'll get an ad, "free delivery!", go to order, the "delivery" line will be 0, but then like $9 service charge. Wait. What?
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Georgia Giant@GeorgiasGiant·
Seems like the biggest difference between the "You can't make lunch for $5!" crowd and the "You can absolutely eat for $5" crowd is that the latter group... are tweeting from their own homes.
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Adrián Valbuena
Adrián Valbuena@adrianvalbuenai·
Sinceramente, nunca he entendido la obsesión de crear robots con forma humana, por ejemplo, el que reparte los paquetes en la cinta. Prefiero este que selecciona tomates a 1000km/h:
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Mortal Monkey@_MortalMonkey·
@bigsnugga Poor people are far more likely to die of overeating than starvation.
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Robbie Harvey@therobbieharvey·
NEW: Chud The Builder’s Attorney Releases Statement. 🧵 I’m releasing it as it was posted. I’ve made no edits.
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Mortal Monkey@_MortalMonkey·
@forever_gf618 Yeah,we definitely didn't have a TV in the play room. Later on we got a computer in the playroom, but that was just because my mom thought it was ugly and wouldn't let my dad keep it in the living room.
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🔻poTeto🔻@potetotot·
Can we stop with this weird revisionism Blockbuster killed off literally all the local movie rental businesses and then rolled over and died without innovating THEY themselves killed it due to the way they refused to change at all.
Paul Anleitner@PaulAnleitner

If Pizza Hut can return, then we can resurrect Blockbuster. And we should. While Netflix made things more “convenient” we lost something irreplaceable: The ritual of going to a place with your family or friends to choose a story together. That experience was special.

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Mortal Monkey@_MortalMonkey·
@Grxit It's pointless now. Police scan your plate from their vehicle to get all your information. They don't even need to look at the sticker anymore.
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jess@jessi_camembert·
@Koookiiing i’m begging you to read marx
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Partridge@partridgeTX·
Leftists aren't even real socialists they literally just don't want to work Laziest people in history
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Mortal Monkey@_MortalMonkey·
@AthletesInSpace @partridgeTX It does. Remember when people thought the covid vaccines worked? The government actually convinced a lot of people vaccines aren't supposed to make you immune or stop spread, but you need to take them anyway because it's healthy in some nebulous way 😂
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AthletesInSpace@AthletesInSpace·
@_MortalMonkey @partridgeTX So why doesn’t the US do it then 😭😭😭😭😭 Everything is fake and a conspiracy theory, got it. You guys are all embarrassing man. If you were capable of feeling shame there’d be only one answer for you.
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AthletesInSpace@AthletesInSpace·
@_MortalMonkey @partridgeTX Yes because you’re insanely stupid and uninformed and have super strong, zealous opinions about shit you have no idea about lmao I mean, you can’t even answer basic questions which are poking holes in your super simplistic worldview lol have some shame bro
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