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Admiring your complete salary for a couple of hours before putting it through trials and tribulations. >>>>

I don't understand chewing gums these days, just 3 mchwa mchwa mchwas and it's done... back in the day pk lasted for 3 months

nothing will make me overdose on painkillers faster than cramps

I still can’t get over Lavender and Chai ya Saa Kumi

Especially the good things, the big amazing breakthroughs! The love, the family, the friends, the beauty, the joy.. don't ever think it can't happen to you too!

I wish I had the ability to enjoy whiskey like the rest of you strange freaks

me missing his calls? normal, maybe im busy and couldn't get to him. him missing mine? he laughed when his phone rang. asked his boys what the HELL i want now, hes sick of me. 🤞🏽🙏🏾

Listen idk the science behind this, but if you are naked and want to feel even MORE naked, just put on a pair of shoes.

We need a nightly news guy who comes on at 6:30 just shaking his head saying "I don't even know where to start"

One day I’ll go to Italy and eat all the pasta, drink all the wine, and have all the gelato I want

one minute uko na 8 sausand kenyatta dollars the next minute fuliza limit ni 45, eloi eloi kasongo arudi sugoi

mayai nne mia?

“Why don’t you like dancing in public?” *Dancing at a party when I was 6 years old* MC: Is he the winner!?? Crowd: NOOOOOOOOO!! Me:

i need 20k & a hug right now. don't hug me without the money tho

I start each day by thanking the white man for the sunrise, for the land I walk on, for the air I breathe. I also apologise for niggas, cause Lord knows they ain't gon apologise for themselves...

never kill yourself because one day you will buy a shawarma as big as your laptop

Nimelipa gari 50bob mahali nimezoea kulipia 20bob Imeniuma but uzuri nimerarua kiti.

Githeri midwet ikiwa na tuwaru plus carrots na Dania sidhani unaweza nitoa hapo ata na viboko

Mtu anaeza piga kura yake saii ?

What was that all noise on our skies at around 1:33 am buana.. For a minute I thought ni Yesu amerudi na zile Tarumbeta Profit Owour alikuwa amesema 😂 💔