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I’m feeling an Mbappe banger todays, bros, outside the box.

What a strike from Kylian Mbappé 😮‍💨☄️

It’s now a number game until Drogba and Hazard gets involved

Laporte earns £405,473 per week, that’s $530,000 per week as a football player. For context: The average annual income in the USA is just $80,000, 5 working days in a week, Laporte is earning $530k to play twice in a week and less than 4 hours daily training in a highly equipped and exotic environment. The annual income of Law Professor in the top US universities is less than $200k per year, Laporte is earning $530k per week. The highest paid Surgeon are Neurosurgery and they are getting paid $763k per year, Laporte is earning $530k per week. A huge percentage of the 8billion human population that exist today will not earn Laporte weekly salary in their whole life time. You are not doing us a favor by playing, you can easily hang up your boot today and still live a better life. Also, FIFA should removed those stupid friendlies and nonsense tournaments, cut their salaries if that’s what is required.

Bro saw Kroos in the stadium and dropped an absolute masterclass.

Cristiano Ronaldo really took a freekick from this position and still scored. 😂

Cristiano Ronaldo x Marcelo and their sons.🤍

Top scorers in Laliga since 2005/06⚽️ A THREAD:

Fede Valverde might just be the most underrated player ever. 🇺🇾 He's so good and doesn't get half the credit he deserves because of all the other superstars in that team. 🤍

He wasn’t wrong this a classic forever

Aye, Future has never made 300K first-week album sales in his entire career. Drake’s lowest is Future’s best, and that was the Honestly, Nevermind album.

me, a virgin, never kissed anyone, never even held hands with someone romantically: i'm a whore

-Kendrick Lamar

Life as a Kendrick fan in 2024:

Cristiano Ronaldo turns 40 in 5 months.