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Woke up thinking about 2013 Adnan Januzaj. If you weren’t there to witness the six-month delusion that we had the next Cristiano Ronaldo on our hands, you missed out on peak Barclays heritage. That kid was pure electricity out of nowhere

May we all find our Napoli in life

“𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘎𝘰𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘱𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘏𝘪𝘮 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴.” — 𝘙𝘶𝘮𝘪

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Opening up to your girl be like

Bro to bro: this could be our last World Cup without kids 😔

CONVENTIONAL WISDOM IS DEAD Elon Musk tells us of his business plans in advance & is now the richest man in the world & soon to be the first Trillionaire in human civilization. Many don’t tell us about their business plans because it is long held wisdom you keep your plans until you succeed. And we have never heard of them succeeding. Many die poor with their “rich plans”! They tell us leading frugal life makes you rich. But many die before they become rich. They say if you are deprived by your parents , you succeed. That if you are given soft life by your parents, you fail. What above has shown us is that live your life & let it be! After all, our destinies are already written in the stars!

If you're feeling bad: Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for just $800. Today, it's worth $453 BILLION.

BREAKING: President Claudia Sheinbaum says Mexico has agreed to host Iran’s national football team during the World Cup after the US declined to do so, Reuters reports. 🔴 More on Aljazeera.com

Tr: What is 7x3? Me: 21 Tr: So why did you write Bruno assist record?

“fumbling a girl” scarcity mindset

That nigga hitting you with some hard truths huh lol

Nipikie style yenu 🥹

@piersmorgan by the way i know how to spell arsenal. But arseanal sounds better.

Nairobi watu walikuja kutafuta. A popular plants company was selling one tree seedling at 700/-. But they only had 3. Remembered KEFRI is next door so I went to check. I bought 50 seedlings. Each at 50 shillings. Yes, you read that right.

No millionaire woman would ever marry a man working at a retail store.

It’s harder to get 21 league assists in a season than to win the premier league. Only one player has the 21 league assists a season, there are over 1000 players that have the premier league title, infact Foden has 6 of it 😂😂

Mehn Why did Portugal wait till the goat was 40+ to produce these monsters of midfielders. I'm imagining noodle hair Ronaldo with Vitinha, Bruno and Neves😭😭