Dhyey Choksi

Holiday bounties are da best! 🛣️ I was awarded a $5,250 bounty on @Hacker0x01! hackerone.com/thruster #bugbounty

@0xLupin @rez0__ Great feat! Congrats @0xLupin 🎉

WE DID IT ! WE RAISED $5.9M PRE-SEED 🥳🎉🎉

If you're NOT living in a Flent home right now, this one's for you. We're launching something called Secured. And it gives you 1% of your rent back every time you pay through Flent. Yes, really.

I wouldn’t tell anyone when I make it but there would be signs

@_jensec @Hacker0x01

Will be in Tokyo, Japan for @Hacker0x01 IPC for next 5 days. If you are around say hi 👋

@OriginalSicksec @wld_basha See you in Tokyo :)

See you in Tokyo 🇯🇵🍱 @wld_basha

@rikeshbaniya @Hacker0x01 Impressive stuff man

Yay 🎉 I’ve hit 10K reputation on @Hacker0x01 / 0 VDPs 🙌 late to the club :) If you’re feeling stuck and want to move from VDPs to bug bounty programs, feel free to reach out. #bugbounty #bugbountytips #hackerone

sorry, we can't get to the phone right now.

@Itumeleng_Les 💯

@_thruster I hope to get my groove back soon🫠 We’re overdue for a collab anyway, that might help😅😅

Turning on my computer for the first time today since Dec 16🫠

@flenthomes VCs in the party

weather forecast for Jan 17: Flent’s making it rain 💸🤭

we’ve raised ₹21Cr. (Pre-Series A) to retire “To-Let” boards for good 🫡

@eurofounder 🤣

My goals for 2026, this year will be mine

@MurrayHillGuy1 You don’t need to be rich to do that, you just need a remote job for that

I don’t have much desire to be so rich so I can buy a Rolex, have a Lambo or take trips to Dubai. I want to be rich so I can control my time and go to the gym at 1pm on a Monday without worrying. Sit at a Cafe with espresso and relax for an hour So I can cook meals at home with clean ingredients. Spend on my beautiful mid, family and friends without worrying about a budget. That's my idea of a rich life, not the fake consumerist idea shoved down my throat to suffer in the suburbs.

@gothburz 😂😂

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees. $30 per seat per month. $1.4 million annually. I called it "digital transformation." The board loved that phrase. They approved it in eleven minutes. No one asked what it would actually do. Including me. I told everyone it would "10x productivity." That's not a real number. But it sounds like one. HR asked how we'd measure the 10x. I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards." They stopped asking. Three months later I checked the usage reports. 47 people had opened it. 12 had used it more than once. One of them was me. I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds. It took 45 seconds. Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations. But I called it a "pilot success." Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail. The CFO asked about ROI. I showed him a graph. The graph went up and to the right. It measured "AI enablement." I made that metric up. He nodded approvingly. We're "AI-enabled" now. I don't know what that means. But it's in our investor deck. A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT. I said we needed "enterprise-grade security." He asked what that meant. I said "compliance." He asked which compliance. I said "all of them." He looked skeptical. I scheduled him for a "career development conversation." He stopped asking questions. Microsoft sent a case study team. They wanted to feature us as a success story. I told them we "saved 40,000 hours." I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up. They didn't verify it. They never do. Now we're on Microsoft's website. "Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot." The CEO shared it on LinkedIn. He got 3,000 likes. He's never used Copilot. None of the executives have. We have an exemption. "Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction." I wrote that policy. The licenses renew next month. I'm requesting an expansion. 5,000 more seats. We haven't used the first 4,000. But this time we'll "drive adoption." Adoption means mandatory training. Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches. But completion will be tracked. Completion is a metric. Metrics go in dashboards. Dashboards go in board presentations. Board presentations get me promoted. I'll be SVP by Q3. I still don't know what Copilot does. But I know what it's for. It's for showing we're "investing in AI." Investment means spending. Spending means commitment. Commitment means we're serious about the future. The future is whatever I say it is. As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

@sunnykgupta Confuse them more by saying “start left” instead of “shift left”

“Shift Left.” You’ve heard it in every tech meeting. But what does it really mean? Wrong answers only 👇

@0xmarvelmaniac Good work man!

3 years 😻

@_jensec Maybe he works at Curl lol

"BB is the least technical area of security" Infosec Reddit hates bug bounty so much

@H4cktus ;)

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@kongwenbin @JohnDeere Nice, idk where mine is stuck lol, haven’t received yet

I received a nice swag pack from John Deere (@JohnDeere) for my contributions to their bug bounty program! I appreciate the recognition and kind gesture from the security team, looking forward to working on more reports together! #bugbounty #swags #cybersecurity #johndeere