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When you study history you realise that people have been this stupid for thousands of years.

At 22, your face matters. At 32, your wallet matters. At 42, your health matters.

From dm.. Hi guys, On 30 April around 1530hrs niliibiwa simu tao.Ilikuwa na feature ya kupiga selfie ukiweka wrong pattern. Na Hawa ndo walishika hiyo Simu .Huyo wa ndevu ndo aliniibia na akapelekea huyu fundi hapo around Lamu Road. I reported the matter na wanataftwa. I have all the documents hata receipt. Anyone mwenye anawajua inbox or call 0717604967.

Rigathi alisema ako na four girls on the plane wakaamka kuweka video yake na bibi... pressure keeps increasing 😂

The Standard draws a sharp contrast between the President and his people:

Extremely proud Calisthenics should be practiced in all gyms Frame 1-Dec 2025 Frame 2-May 2026

@s1ah_wanja PLEASE RESPECT OTHER HOES, HONOR AMONG THIEVES TYPE SHIT.

You’re a florist!..My man DMs you to buy flowers 4me!..and a few weeks later you’re sending him “view once” videos of yourself naked holding bouquets and asking whether his girlfriend would like them? Please, where did professionalism disappear to? Some of you are genuinely sick!

That Lady who deposited 300k Equity bank na zikadisappear then after words she’s told to wait 6 good months🤦‍♂️💔mko na mchezo huku njee,ile chaos ningeleta Hio bank,hio pesa wangenitaftia na hio siku….

(MAK), Together with all transport stakeholders who were sidelined in the recent negotiations, strongly condemn the dishonest and underhanded actions of a few industry players who secretly called off the transport sector strike without the knowledge or consent of their partners.

Kenyan Premier League leaders Gor Mahia FC have announced that Awendo Green Stadium has been ruled out for Sunday’s clash against Mara Sugar FC due to safety concerns, with FKF directing the hosts to secure an alternative venue.

Hata Martinez anakimbizwa juu ya squad selection

Good morning @DCI_Kenya we demand the arrest and prosecution of Alai for assaulting two NGAO officers yesterday. Merchants of impunity must be punished severely. @InteriorKE

Hassan Omar leaked the identities of Post-Election Violence (PEV) witnesses to the accused. Many were bribed into withdrawing from the case. Those who refused were killed.

We updated our sign… Congrats on winning the Premier League, @Arsenal!

At Nyayo,Gor Mahia fans have been showing up in large numbers.Mara Sugar FC had one opportunity to collect about KSh 5 million from their match against Gor Mahia by simply bringing their fixture to Nyayo stadium,but they refused.Would have been the biggest collection this season.

Luxury Jet for 5M per hour?? Jesus 😭😭, so basically a billion for that trip?? Halafu mnakuja kusema we don't have money to sort basic needs???

This one posted them but the real leaker is well known

Congratulations to Max Dowman, who has become the youngest person to win the Premier League 🏆

“Not a single bomb was dropped on [colonial Kenya by Britain]. The British dropped 6million bombs on Kenya between 1952 to 1961. So many bombs were dropped in the Aberdares region that police routinely get called to when undetonated bombs are found.