olivia rodriguez

moisturiser, sunscreen, and cleanser just ran out at the same time

They sprayed pesticides on Me when I was born

On a date and the guy asked me a question, which is huge. You don’t always see that

Nicotine and cocaine coursing through their veins

oopsies lost myself for about six years there

u can be having a horrible day and a tweet like this will put the biggest smile on ur face

If you die in TurboTax you die in real life

"all women do is use men" i have never once found a man useful

jacob heart not in it

Support Walter White

Duality of a woman

If I had a boyfriend I’d probably beat the shit out of him for Valentine’s Day

accidentally wrote “PORK ALERT” instead of “PORK ALLERGY” on a ticket at work tonight

at the bar, eating milk and cookies just how god intended

When I passed out at work and my boss said Please do not bring your anorexia into Anthropologie

the evil clock when i turn my phone sideways

mind if a white girl does some nonlinear storytelling

Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like.. oh you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

Keeping the streets safe ❤️‍🩹

I'm gonna make the next nathan fielder