bia 🌙

it's ok bro you can meow. let it out. you're nyanchalant. its okay

you’ll be an adult reading fanfiction in your room, trust.

i can find Misogyny in everything so don't ask me.

sometimes i wanna socialise but i don’t wanna talk. i just want to be around like a cat

writers: oh no i can’t write this fic, somebody already wrote the same idea ☹️ readers when there are multiple fics with similar concepts:

i am both big dawg & baby girl

not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird i want my man barking in my comments

I have never had sex at a concert and didn’t even know you were supposed to be doing that, I mostly just stand there and watch the stage

A daily search

There are so many worlds we don’t even know about

taking a break from men to focus on being a alcoholic

james potter needs to be obsessed with someone who does not want him back or he’ll die

"you already left kudos-" DO I LOOK LIKE I FUCKING CARE, I WANNA LEAVE A HUNDRED MORE

twitter is kinda the perfect social media cause i can scroll while listening to music

Stop using ChatGPT. Consult a local grandma…text your friend gc w/ a weird name…type ur problems into Reddit dot com…go to the library…pay a psychic…the ancient sources of wisdom…

all it takes

Harry in poa stepping up for his turn to go face the boggart and everyone thought it would be Voldemort but it literally wasn’t Harry didn’t gaf about no Voldemort 😭😭bro he couldn’t care less lmaoooo I know Voldemort would be pissed

they kill you after you graduate

my fav hobby