Alan Sanchez

“Timo Werner couldn’t hit a cow’s ass with a banjo.” 😳 San Jose Earthquakes’ new signing Timo Werner got a lot of people excited. But USMNT legend Tim Howard isn’t impressed. He covers the Premier League for NBC and he didn’t like Werner’s performances in England. “I’m going to say something really disrespectful,” Howard began. “And I don't know how else to say it, but Timo Werner couldn't hit a cow's ass with a banjo.” “I watched him literally go through one-on-one with the goalkeeper and the ball ends up like….” “It’s hard to watch. You ever get to see a baseball player get the yips? And it's hard to watch.“ “It almost to the point became comical and I'm like, that's not okay. When it becomes comical, you're like this is sort of infringing on like someone's personal life kind of thing, even though I just said a very disrespectful statement.” “So does that get better in the MLS? I don't know.” Landon Donovan added: “I'm betting no if I had to bet.” Werner is a new DP for Earthquakes, and is expected to lead them back to MLS playoffs. He has 154 goals in 451 matches across the Premier League and Bundesliga. He also has 24 goals in 57 games for the German national team. However, the forward has been heavily criticized for his misses in front of goal. Still only 29, how will he do in MLS? [via Unfiltered Soccer podcast]

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