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Soon as Justin Bieber announces this tour my brothers car going on marketplace

Se ghigliottiniamo le teste giuste, la festa dei lavoratori la facciamo durare 300 giorni in modo sostenibile.

REAL FLEX: Having a remote job that's so chill you can take a 2-hour lunch break to hit the gym with nobody asking you where you are.

not having to be on LinkedIn is the true generational wealth

Being consistent at the gym is fuelled purely by my vanity, nothing else

I really wish I was a woman of few words. Unfortunately, you will hear from me. 👍🏽

I don’t want a soft life because I’m lazy ! I want a soft life because I’ve spent most of my life in survival mode ! My nervous system has been in fight or flight since childhood & now I’m choosing peace, softness & stability !

I refuse to believe that people don’t be aware that other people be fed up with them, lmao I just think they actually refuse to accept it 😭

The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so that people think you’re an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life

d4vd murdered that poor baby and then with his whole entire chest went on fucking tour oh i hope nothing but the worst happens to that disgusting monster

Women need to become more violent

You know what I’d love to see??? A reality show where millionaire CEOs are required to live off their lowest paid employees salary for 1 month.

I just wanna buy clothes and buy clothes and buy clothes

la vita diventa bellissima quando a lavorare capisci che non devi davvero lavorare

why communists decide to major in political science is beyond me

According to Philosophy, the highest form of peace is to have zero desire to be understood, admired, pitied or even known.

justin being immune from lip syncing allegations because he doesn’t even use a backtrack 😍 he actually just sounds that good live. better than the studio version thankkk uuuuu

possiamo dire che i corsi obbligatori di salute e sicurezza sul lavoro sono nella migliore delle ipotesi un furto di tempo e nella peggiore un sistema istituzionalizzato di magna magna?

I cellulari dovrebbero essere venduti di nuovo con gli auricolari inclusi nella confezione. Le persone si sentono troppo in diritto di riprodurre video di TikTok al massimo volume negli spazi pubblici.