Hamson Dan

We cant all be himbos, some of us gotta be loathsome morons.

@DailyDael Dael I'm so fucking scared right now. Why does he look like that? The army isn't enough.

@Alldogsaredead I just stumbled across the cursed arcade JooJoos characters at my local IGA, do I need to alert the army?

Say what you will about Anakin Skywalker and the things he did he was right about sand.

Man this brings back some wild memories. Good times.

@exorcist3fan When I'm up in April we can figure out some exchange or something. I can lend you something from my extensive catalogue of true survival books or this book about the Elvis Lives conspiracy that I picked up today at an op shop for 12 bucks.

@exorcist3fan to another text but doesnt do anything with them. Moby Dick was all over the Fisherman, and like, I get it, but also it just didnt feel like it meant anything. Maybe I should read it again. I'm not a huge slasher guy but I'd still like to give the Indian Lake trilogy a shot.

Yeah man I'm good, I'm good. Actually just came back from my trip to Jupiter... yeah to get more stupider exactly.

Taking an everything shower which is when I take a shower and think about everything that went wrong in my life

Me at prom as my tomboy best friend appears at the top of the steps wearing a dress and with her hair down for the first time ever: I reckon goofy has a human penis as opposed to a dogs penis.

"WHEN?! When have I seen a video of a mole?!"

N33d someone to do this to my peener

I was at a wedding recently and man i had that shit on. Featuring my brother and his new wife's very good dog.

@exorcist3fan Oh yeah the movie is extremely different from the book. Startlingly different. I kind of want to rewatch it so I can be like huh why'd they make this.

"On April 22, 1897, an oblong machine with wings and lights "which appeared much brighter than regular lights" dropped out of the sky and landed on the farm near rockland texas"

@CroixMango It's one of my favorites. One part spooky ufo book, one part pulpy 60s journalism, one part window into the past, and one part dissection of the ever frightening goblin universe.

@Alldogsaredead hi, I'm a twitter rando. funny post. are you interested in sharing your brief opinion on this book I am extremely fond of, so that I may enjoy thinking about it more