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Accidentally said yeah nah to a non Australian and they were like why can’t you commit to an answer I DIDDDDDDDD SORRY YOU DONT GET THE LOCAL CULTUREEEEE

some of y'all never look at the sky and go "woahhhhhhhhhh" and it shows

being skinny fat is so weird my ribs stick out but my belly is just fat and soft

I need more friends in Australia bro I'm watching two of my friend groups have large vcs and I feel like the squidward image

my problem is that i always see suicide as an option 😭 i could be going through a remotely hard time and i'll just think 'i could kms tonight and not have to deal with this' 💀

twitter is kinda the perfect social media cause i can scroll while listening to music

Who else lowkey been #watdatmean lately

sometimes a banger is 3 likes and a reply from your favorite oomf

how it feels to be on #edtwt and my thighs still touch and can’t get 30k+ steps

i am whatever the opposite of a cinephile is i love stupid movies I love rewatching them a million times i love never having seen the godfather

the finger kiss was beautiful to me bc Aziraphale knows how painful it was to be kissed in a moment of crisis so when the time came he chose a gesture so gentle, so respectful, so simple, so true. it was deeply purposeful and mindfully chosen compared to the desperation of EVERY

i wish i could say '???????' in real life. it would be very useful.

being new on twitter is so humiliating like hello can you see me can you hear or see me

five. hundred. cigarettes

idc how desperate i get i am NOT drinking protein water

nobody really takes eating disorders seriously until you LOOK like you have an eating disorder. until ur hair is falling out and ur visually underweight with bones protruding; even when u tell people that ur struggling, they'll continue to compliment ur weightloss

double texting isnt embarassing yall turned basic human enthusiasm into a social crime

how it feels to tweet as a small acct knowing nobody will interact with it

anybody else really fat right now

"it's zero calories but look at all the chem -"