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Can’t wait to be using 𝕏 in 10 years to xeet angrily at a member of the Saudi Royal family about how he is mismanaging the Chicago Bulls worse than Reinsdorf while I’m inside an air conditioned basement with no windows because it’s 125 degrees outside in Portland with a 350 AQI

@keithdorejel @wrappingline move the oil market down as much as you can so that when it spikes again it is starting from a lower point.

They literally said we were in the final stages of negotiations like yesterday

Apparently the US standard of living for lunch has fallen behind the USSR.

A council is considering erecting a tiny statue honouring the mosquito believed to have infected historical figure Oliver Cromwell with malaria Irish councillor Oliver Moran wants the monument to become "the world's smallest public statue"

it’s actually extremely manly to get so mad that you throw up about the casting of the new Betty Boop

What search engine do I need to switch to next Tuesday?

not sure if anyone is at Bluesky. when I visit the site all is calm, unchanging; I have not had a single new follower in many months; exchanges are always interesting & intelligent but relatively few. Bluesky exudes the air of an upscale mall, beautifully maintained, hushed. one will likely not be mobbed or mugged here but one will likely not feel a quickening of the heart, a jab of adrenaline. Twitter may be a "cesspool"-- at least in some quarters--but I think of it as lively like the old Madison Square Garden: raucous, unpredictable, obnoxious, good fun, surprises.

@BlazersBySagar I’ll never stop believing

All this talk of contending teams needing to find a “Wemby stopper”. No one can STOP him but… What if told you there’s a 29 year old former 2nd place DPOY finisher who’s 6’10” 240, quick, and he’s a free agent who’s take a vet minimum contract??

@BullsNationCP It’s fine if you want to make stuff up but make stuff up that makes sense. Why would the Bulls acquire a 34 year old to pair with their #4 pick and Matas?

The Chicago Bulls could be a strong landing spot for Rudy Gobert this offseason.  His rim protection and interior presence fit a team needing defensive stability.  Adding Gobert could organize the defense and raise Chicago’s ceiling in the Eastern Conference.

It’s over. Wemby is best player in the world. From this point forward for the next decade.

@walletcheck @zhang_sharon I saw him once and the balloons were all different colors, so he photoshops them to be the same color for his post. But here it appears he’s upped his balloon budget

@zhang_sharon now that i think of it i actually thought the same lol

i caught Portland’s most reviled vandal in the act of defacing our fine walls

@Nike If Nike can’t afford to pay a human a meager salary to write copy for their tweets then why would I buy their product? So cheap.

Jannik Sinner can do it all. 6 consecutive titles, a career Golden Masters, and a new record set on home soil. This isn't just history — it's his story in the making.

Western Conference Playoffs vs Eastern Conference Playoffs

I like to comment on people’s social media photos of their mail in ballots with “this is illegal fyi” just to give them a fun little joke and fright

“Stop projecting your communism onto Wemby!!” OK I’ll simply project my DIALECTICAL MATERIALISM on him then, case in point:

Trade idea that has the Bulls moving up in the draft AND bringing in Ja Morant 😳

@mattvanswol “No one talks about this enough but the public shaming of people who are openly conservative is extremely intense” Americans have the individual right to think you’re a loser and not be your friend Matt. The government can’t mandate that people at the gym think you’re a cool guy

I’ve gone to the same gym for almost 4 years now. Good friends with nearly everyone there. One day a guy who used to make small talk with me, just stopped. Didn’t think much of it, but it went on for weeks. Found out later he’s a liberal and someone showed him my X account and he just won’t talk to me now. This has happened many many many times since becoming publicly conservative. I’ve lost many friends and even many more acquaintances. They won’t even discuss us. Won’t even look at me. It’s bad for me… but it’s 10,000x worse for my wife. Liberal women are genuinely EVIL to conservative women. It’s on another level. Pure evil. No one talks about this enough but the public shaming of people who are openly conservative is extremely intense and unless you have a lot of mental fortitude and surround yourself with better people quickly… I can understand why many find it is not worth saying anything at all. But that doesn’t make it harder for those of us who speak up… because we are the few.

Death Cab for QAnon

the tech world has genuinely not grappled with how many people despise them and what they make