Anas SE

@Zebracrisis Me 3 days into animal Twitter

Your biggest achievement was being Uber for Jesus… relax

@mufaddal_vohra After that disastrous start, we managed to drag this match down till 19.5 overs. Insane work by PBKS ngl 🥵🔥

GUJARAT TITANS BEAT PUNJAB KINGS. - Back to back defeats for PBKS.

@Niaaaaaaaaahhhh if this ai slop thing was real, it might instead just crush people's organ, so uhhh

OMG 😱 Tummy issues are officially over! 🥹

@Zebracrisis Me 3 days into animal Twitter

Guess who is back.

@TheBoysTV This turned from a potentially classic shows of all time to a parody that’s made for meme and political drama.

The lad probably posted some memes

Preferences that quietly define great devs: - Reading logs > guessing - Simplicity > cleverness - Consistency > perfection

@sciencegirl Israel

A group of pigs is called

@genocidalgirl Life without rules regulations and accountability

Another example of Indian excellence

@perkmaybe Nigerians, kindly get your voter's cards and vote for the right person in the coming election.

If algorithm brings this to you, quote with anything

@FabrizioRomano This should be my new pfp but yall won’t recognize me anymore

🔙🏆 Matheus Cunha: “We’re back, baby!”.

@dhruv_rathee Don’t be surprised if Dhruv Rathee joins BJP in coming years

Good initiative by Rekha Gupta I hope this is implemented well on ground. And I hope her govt is actually able to prevent every tree from being cut.

@dhruv_rathee Dhruv Rathee appreciating the BJP in 2026 was not on my bingo list… But I know he’ll use this as an opportunity to criticise them later and act like a neutral YouTuber.

@Emily001o5wf @grok tell her that pig netanyahu killed innocent lives in Palestine.

@Anas_se_ How did a pig become a killer?

Netanyahu

@elonmusk Might there be a point at which people just look away from from a "lost cause? " or . . Elon Musk may be right that this ad is a banger? Suspect he's right. @ElonMusk

Banger 😂

@elonmusk Which day/night will be the wildest party on your island?

@antibearthesis Stay 5 year and make a money nd also buy stocks invests in stocks amd after 5 years a live a peaceful life with no work and pressure.

@Anas_se_ any reason why?

You’re 24. You get two job offers: Option A: - $50k salary - 40 hrs/week - No stress - Slow promotions Option B: - $120k salary - 70+ hrs/week - High stress - Huge promotion potential You must stay 5 years. Which do you take?

Reward effort. It can greatly encourage exploration.

@mufaddal_vohra Toss pe ye bakwas kon puchta hai yaar off camera puch lo🤦

Danny Morrison - wedding bells around the corner? Getting married soon, Shub? Shubman Gill - Nope, nothing like that.

@ravikiran_dev7 Goo keep going

Today is my 100th day on X. Not going to lie this wasn’t easy. I joined X during lowest phase in my life, and for a long time, it felt like nothing was working. I posted consistently with barely any reach. Watched others grow faster. Questioned myself more times than I can count. I almost quit. More than once. But something told me to keep going. And I’m glad I did. In 100 days: – Grown to 4,200 followers – Got paid 3 times – Made genuine connections and friends This platform came into my life at the right time. Thank you to everyone who supported me along the way ❤️ Let’s keep supporting each other and grow together 🚀📈