Could be worse...

#TheCDCsays you can now pee if there are less than five people in the pool.

@LilyBoscage @AllDogsToHeaven @MarinaLeClair @DriveBC Thanks for posting this.

Woah! That was a terrifying experience driving the #coquihalla, just north of Britton Creek. I’m shaking! 😱💔 We made it through just as they were stopping southbound traffic @DriveBC #bcwildfires #Kamloops 7pm August 15, 2021

The answer is The Opening Ceremonies to the Olympics.

It started with a possible Peleton ad, then there was so much red tape multiple people were tangled, and then surprise tap dancing! What am I watching that happens ever four (to five or 2) years? ;)

@BernsAshley @aadip ...they liked it and started discussing production houses to team with... then nothing. I wrote a curious email and would have loved to have heard any feedback about either the pilot or why the change of heart. I'm "new" here, but I wonder if THIS is a common experience?

@BernsAshley @aadip Curious if you've had experience on this or if this is super common and what Aadip is referring to. I met two development execs (a VP and a manager) at a film festival and long story short, they asked to read a script I pitched, they liked it, and asked to read another...

Why do Hollywood gatekeepers GHOST people instead of issuing a polite, timely, and HONEST NO? Like NOT FOR US, DIDN’T SPARK TO IT, HAVE A SIMILAR CLIENT, ROSTER IS FULL/DON’T HAVE THE BANDWIDTH, etc.? I have my theories but would love any insight from experienced folks.

Three reasons to keep wearing a mask: 3-to keep protecting those around you who maybe can’t have the vaccine (ie kids). 2-haven’t had a cold or been sick for over a year! 1-perhaps the most satisfying: Men telling me “to smile” has STOPPED.

During the record breaking heat wave, when it’s impossible to shut our windows, who are these sadists blasting shitty music? # How do I show people who have a special place waiting for them in hell, without saying they are going to hell...

@gooddirt @mechvibrations @YNB Karen strikes again and the nappers pay the price. :/ :)

My first posted LIFE HACK: during heatwaves put a slightly wet (clean!) tank top in the freezer and then wear it to bed. It gets your body temp cool enough to sleep. I’m putting some underwears in the freezer next!

On #teamkitamean! Fingers crossed for Rupaul’s drag race down under!

@swoop1138 So happy for this team! Sarah Nicole did an amazing pitch. I was crying. Can’t wait to see the final film!

The CDC now says that those who are vaccinated, even if it’s only one shot, are allowed to order pizza on a Wednesday if they just don’t feel like making dinner.

After a stressful outing as a couple, in full honesty I turned to my husband to say: thanks for letting me yell at you. I find it comforting. (He laughed. Marriage, am I right?).

Please don’t cancel skinny jeans… because of gaining pandemic pounds, all my jeans are skinny jeans.

@RoosterTeeth Laser Chickens please! (So just like laser cats but with chickens, or maybe even roosters?)

Now that we’re 18, we can legally change our name. What should we change it to? 👀

Finally reclimbed Jon dean Park to Pickles Bluff. You can see the city of Victoria in the way distance and you can also see two idiots who forgot to bring water on a forty story climb! Had to nap after to recover. #worthit

what the hell’s an NFT

@manitobahydro Volt, Bolt, and Jolt!

Now accepting name suggestions for the Keeyask frogs (please don't say Kermit🐸)! Read about why we found frogs and how we care for them here: hydro.mb.ca/articles/2021/…

Remember brushing your hair EVERY day?