Angela Borger

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America Starts Here

🚨 BREAKING: Potomac TRACON, the key radar facility handling D.C. airspace, has been evacuated to “ATC ZERO” according to FAA alerts. The FAA is now implementing ground stops for flights to Reagan National, Dulles, BWI, Charlottesville and Richmond airports.

HANOVER, Pa. — This bucolic community graced by rich historic sites, industry and rolling farms — just twenty miles south of the city of York and 50 miles north of Baltimore — is the undisputed “Snack Food Capital of the World.” It’s a title this York County borough earned over the past 100 years in part because its German settlers brought their pretzel-making craft with them to area, but largely because of today’s robust manufacturing base and the surrounding abundance of agriculture products. York County is one of dozens of counties in Pennsylvania that stretch from Chester County in the east to Cumberland County in the midstate that are all part of the commonwealth’s famed “Snack Belt”— which, according to the Pennsylvania Department of Community and Economic Development, produces 80% of the pretzels consumed in the United States. post-gazette.com/opinion/insigh…

I don't think enough of you people appreciate how much snack food goodness comes out of York, Berks and Lancaster Counties in Pennsylvania.

Cuba is experiencing nationwide blackouts, and clinicians have requested N95s. I will donate a dollar for every RT this gets in the next hour. MAKE ME PAY. James is organizing a fundraiser. Venmo: James-Ray-24

Two men sat next to each other at Murphy’s Pub in London. “You sound Irish,” said the first. “Aye, that I am!” said the second proudly. “Faith and begorra, so am I! Where from?” “Dublin.” “Saints preserve us, me too! What street?” “McCleary Street.” “Mother of mercy… that’s my street as well! What school?” “St. Mary’s, class of ’64.” “Sweet heavens… I graduated in ’64 too!” Just then, a man walked in and asked the bartender, “What’s going on tonight, Murphy?” The bartender sighed. “Ah, nothing much… the O’Malley twins are drunk again.”

i think if a marylander really put their mind to it, they could be the greatest F1 driver ever, to be celebrated for speeding, cutting people off and not using a turn signal is number one our dream

This Irish folk cover of Shaboozey’s “A Bar Song (Tipsy)” had no business going this hard 😂🍀 One minute I’m sitting there, next minute I’m ready to jump up, clap along, and dance like I’m in a pub in Dublin. Absolute vibe 🔥 Hit that repost button and spread the cheer. 🍻

AS 60 MELHORES 1. As lágrimas do Chuck Norris curam o câncer. O problema é que ele é tão macho que não chora nunca. Nunca! 2. Chuck Norris não dorme. Ele espera. 3. Chuck Norris não faz flexões. Ele empurra a Terra para baixo. 4. Chuck Norris contou até o infinito. Duas vezes. 5. Quando o Bicho-Papão vai dormir, ele checa embaixo da cama e no armário pra ver se tem Chuck Norris. 6. Chuck Norris morreu há 20 anos. A Morte só não teve coragem de contar pra ele. 7. Chuck Norris não lê livros. Ele os encara até conseguir toda a informação que precisa. 8. Chuck Norris pode dividir por zero. 9. A Grande Muralha da China foi construída pra impedir Chuck Norris de entrar. Falhou miseravelmente. 10. Debaixo da barba de Chuck Norris não tem queixo. Tem outro punho. 11. Chuck Norris não usa relógio. Ele decide que horas são. 12. Chuck Norris jogou roleta russa com um revólver totalmente carregado e ganhou. 13. Quando Chuck Norris urina, o jato perfura titânio. 14. Chuck Norris tem um tapete de urso-polar. O urso não está morto… só com medo de se mexer. 15. Chuck Norris perdeu a virgindade antes do próprio pai. 16. Não existe teoria da evolução. Só existe uma lista de criaturas que Chuck Norris permitiu que vivessem. 17. Chuck Norris não dá descarga. Ele assusta a privada. 18. Quando Deus disse “Faça-se a luz!”, Chuck Norris respondeu: “Diga ‘por favor’”. 19. Chuck Norris não fica molhado. A água fica Chuck Norris. 20. Chuck Norris pediu um Big Mac no Burger King e foi atendido imediatamente. 21. O Triângulo das Bermudas era um quadrado até Chuck Norris dar um roundhouse kick num dos cantos. 22. Chuck Norris não tem medo do escuro. O escuro tem medo de Chuck Norris. 23. Chuck Norris inventou o preto. (O rosa foi invenção do Tom Cruise.) 24. Chuck Norris não usa toalha. A água escorre dele com medo. 25. Armas não matam pessoas. Chuck Norris mata pessoas. 26. Chuck Norris não se molha no banho. Ele faz a água se lavar. 27. Quando Chuck Norris entra numa sala, ele não acende a luz. Ele apaga a escuridão. 28. Chuck Norris levou uma facada no olho. A faca ficou cega. 29. Chuck Norris não compra manteiga. Ele dá roundhouse kick nas vacas e elas viram manteiga. 30. Chuck Norris inventou a cesariana dando um roundhouse kick pra sair da barriga da mãe. 31. O espaço sideral existe porque tem medo de ficar no mesmo planeta que Chuck Norris. 32. Chuck Norris não liga pro número errado. Quem atende o telefone errado é que se ferra. 33. Chuck Norris faz as cebolas chorarem. 34. Chuck Norris pode criar fogo esfregando dois cubos de gelo. 35. Quando Chuck Norris olha no espelho, o espelho baixa o olhar. 36. Chuck Norris chutou a velocidade da luz e voltou no tempo. 37. O diário de Chuck Norris chama-se Guinness Book dos Recordes. 38. Chuck Norris não tem casa. Ele escolhe uma e os donos se mudam. 39. Chuck Norris não precisa de clones. Ele olha no espelho e deixa o reflexo andar. 40. Galinhas tinham dentes até uma morder Chuck Norris. 41. Chuck Norris não toma mel. Ele come a abelha. 42. Chuck Norris ganhou do espelho no par ou ímpar escolhendo ímpar. 43. Chuck Norris não treme na barra. É a barra que treme quando vê Chuck Norris. 44. O leão tem Chuck Norris tatuado nas costas. 45. Chuck Norris visitou as Ilhas Virgens. Agora elas se chamam só “Ilhas”. 46. Chuck Norris usa óculos escuros para proteger o Sol dos olhos dele. 47. Os melhores desinfetantes matam 99,9% dos germes. Chuck Norris mata 100% de tudo que quiser. 48. Chuck Norris não liga o chuveiro. Ele fica encarando até o chuveiro começar a chorar. 49. Chuck Norris chutou um cavalo no queixo e nasceram as girafas. 50. Chuck Norris jogou uma granada e matou 50 pessoas. Depois a granada explodiu. 51. Chuck Norris tem 12 luas. Uma delas se chama Terra. 52. Chuck Norris não acredita em duendes. (Eles acreditam nele.) 53. Chuck Norris pode baixar hardware. 54. Quando Chuck Norris faz carinho num tigre, o tigre anda de costas. 55. Chuck Norris não usa óculos escuros para proteger os olhos. Usa para proteger o Sol. 56. Chuck Norris já esteve em Marte. Por isso não tem sinais de vida lá. 57. Chuck Norris pode tocar no MC Hammer. 58. Chuck Norris inventou o sexo, as drogas e o rock n’ roll. Nessa ordem. 59. Chuck Norris não passa a mão na barba. A barba passa a mão nele. 60. Se Chuck Norris se atrasar, o tempo anda mais devagar pra esperar ele.

RIP Chick Norris: FACTS about Chuck Norris: 1. Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups… He pushes the Earth down. ⸻ 2.When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on — he turns the dark off. ⸻ 3.Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice. ⸻ 4.Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience. ⸻ 5.Chuck Norris can divide by zero. ⸻ 6.There is no theory of evolution… just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. ⸻ 7.Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits. ⸻ 8.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. ⸻ 9.Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. ⸻ 10.The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way once. You know what happened to them.

when my friend found out she was getting divorced she drove to a Dunkin Donuts parking lot to cry. after, she went inside to get a coffee and the employee asked what was wrong, so she said she was divorcing. the employee went "here, hold on" and gave her a box of 40 munchkins lol

Twitter! I need your help... I took a deaf girl to prom in 1996. We both worked at Walmart in Macedonia, Ohio. She was really nice, a good friend and she never went to her prom... so I figured, why not ask her and show her a good time. Her first name is Beth but i can't remember her last name. I have some pictures that I had developed...yes developed, and I know she might want to at least see them, if not want them....can you all retweet the hell out of this? Might be a "frogs hair" chance she is on Twitter and sees it or someone she knows sees it! Thanks

I will not send you guys DMs; I will make it public. My family has been planning this vacation for over 9 months. We paid for our suite on the cruise for a family of 5, totaling upwards of $7,000. We are supposed to arrive at the harbor by 2 p.m., with the ship sailing at 4. We booked a super-early flight that cost a little over $1,400, and I paid $240 for extra luggage. For this vacation, my wife and I cleared our calendars, with a running cost of at least $30,000 for the whole week. Last night we tried to check in but realized the flight was overbooked, and even after checking in, we weren’t assigned seat numbers. I also paid $80 for remote parking at DFW for 6 days, just for convenience. We told my wife we had to get to the airport. Our flight was at 6:30 a.m., so we left home at 3:30 a.m. and arrived before 5 a.m. The first attendant told us there weren’t enough flight attendants, so the flight was cancelled. We spoke to another one, who said it was a weather issue in Miami. What I know is that the flight went to Miami, but because it was overbooked, they randomly cancelled some passengers. What upsets me most is that my wife warned me about this airline. Also, my son is supposed to turn 9 on Wednesday, all of that is gone. Royal Caribbean did not refund our money. My children’s spring break and my son’s birthday have been ruined just because we booked with Spirit Airlines.

A city has slums. Two options: bulldoze and move residents to new housing, or upgrade the slum where it stands. New housing sounds better. Chile tested both for 20 years. It wasn't even close.

This is why people still own printers 🖨️

Happy St. Patrick's Day ☘️ What began as a quiet religious feast day for the patron saint of Ireland has evolved into a massive global celebration of Irish culture heritage and incredible food. The mass emigration of Irish people over the centuries carried these traditions across the oceans creating entirely new culinary customs along the way. While millions in the USA and Canada celebrate the biggest diaspora with Corned Beef and Cabbage or iconic Green Beer the original celebration in Ireland looks quite different. Traditional Irish tables are filled with deeply comforting rustic dishes like hearty Irish Stew Boiled Bacon and Cabbage buttery Colcannon and freshly baked Soda Bread all washed down with a perfect pint of Guinness. The celebration reaches far beyond North America. Argentina hosts the largest Irish diaspora in Latin America where locals honor the day with Empanadas Picada and Irish Red Ale. Perhaps most fascinating is the tiny Caribbean island of Montserrat. It remains the only place outside of Ireland where the day is an official national holiday celebrated with a unique fusion of cultures featuring Goat Water Saltfish and Rum Punch.

It's that time of the year again when people go to the #Oscars dressed as books. *Some of these were done very, very, very early this morning, so aren't the best * A thread 🧵